by Angry_Gumball » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:49 am
Good morning guys!
I'm back with some new CGA hotness, that is Global Winter Wonderland! It was definitely an interesting night out with the group and there were plenty of insane moments to be had, and some great "WTF" moments that could rival my normal CGA season highlights! The night started off a bit rough as we had the e-tickets for the wrist bands we were supposed to exchange for a voucher so we can exchange it for a wristband...confusing? I say so. Since it's the first weekend, I'll cut them some slack and since this was the first time rides were involved, it's a fresh experience for all of us.
After getting the tickets squared away, we headed off and got our first ride on the Flyers, where we got some good rides off of it...until we were told that we were 'jerking the eagles, and we can hurt someone.' After that, we headed into the Picnic Pavilion area where most of the carnival rides live! In the carnival area we were treated to a surprise ride that wasn't listed on their site: the classic Tilt-a-Whirl! This ride provided some wtf moments later in the evening, more on that later. In the mean time I took my own pod and got some nice twirls out of it. I think I timed a 3-minute ride cycle on this! Next was the face-ripping sinus-popping Starship/Gravitron! I had not ridden one of these since I was little and I forgot how forceful these things really are! Then what was originally to be our holy grail of carnival rides, the Dizzy Dragons! However, we found out that we can't really spin these too much as it will trigger the ride to e-stop, which we found out the hard way. Honestly, it felt like the whole thing was going to rip apart, so I'm glad it did e-stop!
And then we found our hidden gem...situated right to the left of the bumper cars, this simple, non-mechanical contraption kept us busy and we provided plenty of entertainment for attendants and GP waiting for their kids...this was the yellow wavy Super Slide of Death (or what we call the "Meat Slapper" or what I call the "Tail Bone Smasher" or the "Fart Knocker" which I will not go into detail). Let's just say I rode this thing probably close to 10 times, possibly more...my poor coccyx hurts now, but was totally worth it! The final hump gave me a foot of air. Blue Fire Guy was flying down so fast that he smashed into the gate so he had to figure out a way to stop himself at the end. So yea, insane moments to be had racing each other and hearing nothing but *thump...thump...thump....ow!* In the end we made a name for ourselves when we went back for some final rides and the ride op asks "You're back to smash your tailbones again?" Gotta love carnie ride ops...really, they have a lot of character!
The light displays were pretty amazing to see in person! Also it felt weird being in CGA while Xmas music is playing throughout the park...and the park felt like as though a 'ghetto fair' had moved in as most of the food places were what you'd find at the fair! Unfortunately we missed the shows as we were too busy riding death machines, catching up on Gold Striker stuff, and riding 'real' CGA rides.
Other insane highlights:
-4 person 'clench 'n squish' on Tilt-a-whirl...don't ask how we did it but we did...and got strange looks! Totally worth it!
-Several awkward moments in the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" funhouse (like the pink 'bung hole' slide and the almost toy factory butt cheek squeezing action in the punching bag area)
-Ferris Wheel that felt and sounded like it was going to fall apart
-Foamy snowball fights (from their artificial snow machines)
I'd definitely check it out, I thought it was definitely worth a visit!
And I have some videos of the insanity that happened, but will have them up later. Anyway, enjoy the many photos!
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- Kicking off the evening, we've got some Gold Striker hotness! The lift is getting higher, looks to be about halfway up to its apex now!
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- Getting our ride on the Flyers to kick off the night.
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- As the sun sets, the park comes to life! You'll see some more of this one later.
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- Some space-themed lanterns, heading back towards Flight Deck.
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- And a UFO lantern to go along with it. Yes there's a kiddy train ride surrounding it...Flight Deck Jr?
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- And now we will take the tunnel into the carnival section of CGA!
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- Dinos Alive!
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- Oh yay! This thing! (Never turn your head on this, you will be completely out of whack!)
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- OMG YES! A tilt-a-whirl! I love these 'variable experience/rider-controlled' rides!
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- Can't get enough of the Gravitron ride :)
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- Yay, the Century Wheel (that felt like it was going to fall apart :) )
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- Looking down at the midway.
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- Dinosaurs Alive! And Dinosaur maze...
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- Noted.
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- And now for some random lanterns now that it's nice and dark!
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- Random laser 'bugs' on the ground...my cat would have a blast with this!
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- Wait...popped gooey? eeeww...
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- Yay more lanterns!
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- Animals!
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- Underworld Alley...no more...
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- Now for some very fattening (and very expensive) food! Here is the so-called Rocky Mountain "Outlaw Run" burger (was really called the "Outlaw Burger").
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- Castle! It's possibly bigger than Disneyland's castle!
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- And it's snowing!
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- More random lights.
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- And as much as you may not really notice, this is the backstage service road we're walking down!
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- Just in case you forgot where we were at.
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- Not sure what was happening here.
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- No Blue Fire Guy! Don't eat the lantern!
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- More lanterns!
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- Remember that peacock earlier? well here it is in all of its glory!
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- And now a break from the lanterns and such...here's the yellow slide of death :)
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- Time to smash our tailbones into oblivion!
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- Um...yea, this doesn't look right.
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- Down the pink bung-hole!
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- ...Gold Striker...
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- And to end the funhouse with the claustrophobic slide of death!
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- Alright, now to wrap this up with some Gold Striker!
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- The lift to...nowhere!
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- What it currently looks like around the tower, no foundation yet but it's getting close!
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- What was the entrance to Star Tower...
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- And for you Pictorium fans out there (you know who you are) the doors were wide open tonight! You can see some Club Blood walls laying there.
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- And now back to some lanterns...forgot I had these :)
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- Oh yea...more Gold Striker with xmas lights!
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- And the snow/soapy antics begin!
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- Just a little more weight and this big glob will fall down on someone :)
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- Poof!
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- Mr Gingerbread Man with the awkwardly-shaped mouth!
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- Wait...what? Haunt and Xmas FTW!
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- My 1-minute exposure of Gold Striker! While the trees and such are blown out, the coaster looks great!
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- Taking a spin on the Carousel (with xmas tunes)
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- And now to finally finish off the evening with some reptilian hotness!
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- LOL...dizzy dragons...sans the dizziness aspect as it will shut off if spun too hard!
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- For you control panel enthusiasts out there...
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- Final look at the carnival before we head out.
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- Take the tunnel! (Yes, we really ran through this and shouted it loudly!)
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- Ending it with some lantern stuff.
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- Inverti-castle
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- And...lights out! Actually, for a second due to how dark it was, it kind of looked like the rest of GS's lift and maybe the drop...with a little imagination :p
Thanks for reading!
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