Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

[djbrcace1234]

Sounds like mine. As long as they care about digging around.

 

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?

[Angry_Gumball]

The same reasons why we drive on parkways and park in driveways.

Did ya know? Flight Deck is really an opposite of Drop Tower? (Opposite of flight would be dropping or drop, opposite of deck would be tower...deck is flat, tower sticks straight up)

[djbrcace1234]

Interesting

 

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

[ebl]

He was absent the day they taught that lesson.

 

Why can't I find my Baja Fresh cup?

[djbrcace1234]

I bet it is in the car, or maybe not.

 

If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner?

[Band-Aid]

Because that would make too much sense.

 

Since there is no up and down in space, why is it that in Wall-E that when the ship tipped over, the people slid?

[djbrcace1234]

I'm guessing because in the ship, they had some sort of gravintation generator. Seems to make sense.

 

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

[wumwip]

Yes... they think the letters are pretty.

Why do some places charge you a fee when using your credit card?

[Zack44]

They use the extra money to pay for the HDTV's in the employee lounge room.

 

Christopher Kringle was quoted mentioning "ho", do you think that he's involved in an affair?

[ebl]

He gave it away when he was wrapping Kris-mas gifts.

 

How do they determine how much chicken to put into chicken noodle soup?

[mightbeawannabe]

They measure it by the indigestion it creates.

 

Do they sell cows by the T-bone, ribeye, strip, or sirlion?

[ebl]

They will if you bring your own tools to cut them up.

 

What does it mean if you ask a question in writing, but end the sentence with a period instead of the question mark?

[cal1br3tto]

What do you think it means.

 

How long should it take the average poster to formulate a question for this thread?

[ebl]

About ten minutes.

 

Why do Post-It notes come in so many colors?

[mightbeawannabe]

To be purdy.

Why should it only take 10 minutes? It tool me 14.

[4rturo]

If it takes more, you are a geek with no life who is over thinking this.

How many beers do you have to drink to see an ugly woman hot??

[mightbeawannabe]

Enough to put you under the table. ^Btw- Who are you and how do you know me?

 

Why do only stupid people breed?

[Foxy Roxy]

Consider IQ like a waiting list.

 

Where do the people at Walmart get their clothes?

[ebl]

At garage sales.

 

How did people stick things together before glue was invented?

[mightbeawannabe]

Mortise and tenon. Not a dumb answer though.

 

Why is the beginning of a roll of toilet paper attached with military grade glue?

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

Hey, it's not as bad as trying to start a roll of packing tape!!!

 

Why can't TOGO make a smooth coaster?

[mightbeawannabe]

It would be like asking the Sun not to rise.

 

Why aren't there any good questions in this thread anymore?

[phantomfan93]

Because people think their questions through now instead of blurting the question from the top of their head.

 

Why is Brett Favre still playing?

[wumwip]

Yes, but he's only playing on the moon now.

 

Why did I buy blue socks?

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

Because they were out of white socks.

 

Why am I cli cking rando m smil ies?