Homer Posted July 27, 2007 Posted July 27, 2007 URINE deep trouble, lady. pun> Have you ever looked up at the night sky and wonder if somebody is looking back at you with a stick?
onewheeled999 Posted July 28, 2007 Posted July 28, 2007 Nope. But I'll remember that tomorrow night at camp. Why do they show Man vs Wild AND Survivorman on the same channel?
coasterdude5 Posted July 30, 2007 Posted July 30, 2007 Because they hurt if you staple yourself Why wasn't I paying attention when I stapled myself?
asr Posted July 30, 2007 Posted July 30, 2007 Because you were paying attention to the TV, doofus. Why is Y pronounced like why?
CoasterNut17 Posted July 30, 2007 Posted July 30, 2007 Because it wants to. Why do I live next to a highway?
Gav Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 Because the land was cheap. Why is funny about " through the trees!"?
Groteslurf Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 Because trees are made of wood. Why do we need to sleep once in a while ?
piers Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 To give Freddy a chance. How many cows can a cow man cow, if a cow man hasnt got a cow?
Disney Dood Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 Depends on the amount of cow you give the cow man to cow. Why does my dog bark at squirrels, but not birds?
Masked_Maverick Posted August 5, 2007 Posted August 5, 2007 Because of Your Face. Why is the Vacuum cleaner?
coasterdude5 Posted August 5, 2007 Posted August 5, 2007 Because they have dynamite inside of them Why do donuts taste bad when they're not fresh?
CoasterNut17 Posted August 5, 2007 Posted August 5, 2007 Because it got constipated. Why does tape have to be so darn sticky?
GeorgiaDawg278 Posted August 5, 2007 Posted August 5, 2007 Because a piano has 88 keys! Why is my summer reading so long?
CoasterNut17 Posted August 6, 2007 Posted August 6, 2007 Because I am tierd. Why do I spend so much time here on TPR?
Adrenaline_Rush Posted August 6, 2007 Posted August 6, 2007 Because you have no life, therefore, if you changed that and actually walked outside, you would create mass chaos, by disrupting the natural order, and ending life as we know it, also known as a catastrophic meltdown to all humanity, and forms of life. Why was I so technical in my answer?
Masked_Maverick Posted August 6, 2007 Posted August 6, 2007 I don't know. You can only look at them when they're not looking at you. Are we having fun yet?
CoasterNut17 Posted August 7, 2007 Posted August 7, 2007 If I want to. Why did Aunt Jemima get into the syrup business?
Neogreeneyez Posted August 7, 2007 Posted August 7, 2007 Because the bandanna business didn't work out for her very well. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Groteslurf Posted August 7, 2007 Posted August 7, 2007 Not here. Which themepark would insects like the most ?
Masked_Maverick Posted August 8, 2007 Posted August 8, 2007 *insert name of any Six Flags park here* Why did I stub my toe so freaking hard last night?
odene497 Posted August 8, 2007 Posted August 8, 2007 Because objects are too hard. If everything was softer, it wouldn't hurt when your toe made contact. Why does it cost so much to adopt a kid?
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