Homer Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 URINE deep trouble, lady. pun> Have you ever looked up at the night sky and wonder if somebody is looking back at you with a stick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Nope. But I'll remember that tomorrow night at camp. Why do they show Man vs Wild AND Survivorman on the same channel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loco Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Because they can Why are staplers scary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterdude5 Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Because they hurt if you staple yourself Why wasn't I paying attention when I stapled myself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Because you were paying attention to the TV, doofus. Why is Y pronounced like why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Because it wants to. Why do I live next to a highway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Because the land was cheap. Why is funny about " through the trees!"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groteslurf Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Because trees are made of wood. Why do we need to sleep once in a while ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piers Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 To give Freddy a chance. How many cows can a cow man cow, if a cow man hasnt got a cow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Depends on the amount of cow you give the cow man to cow. Why does my dog bark at squirrels, but not birds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groteslurf Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 It is a seadog. Why is grass green ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Because of Your Face. Why is the Vacuum cleaner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odene497 Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Because of George Bush. Why do bombs explode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterdude5 Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Because they have dynamite inside of them Why do donuts taste bad when they're not fresh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groteslurf Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Because of the velocity. Why is water wet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Because it got constipated. Why does tape have to be so darn sticky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgiaDawg278 Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Because a piano has 88 keys! Why is my summer reading so long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Because I am tierd. Why do I spend so much time here on TPR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrenaline_Rush Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Because you have no life, therefore, if you changed that and actually walked outside, you would create mass chaos, by disrupting the natural order, and ending life as we know it, also known as a catastrophic meltdown to all humanity, and forms of life. Why was I so technical in my answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I don't know. You can only look at them when they're not looking at you. Are we having fun yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 If I want to. Why did Aunt Jemima get into the syrup business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neogreeneyez Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Because the bandanna business didn't work out for her very well. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groteslurf Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Not here. Which themepark would insects like the most ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 *insert name of any Six Flags park here* Why did I stub my toe so freaking hard last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odene497 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Because objects are too hard. If everything was softer, it wouldn't hurt when your toe made contact. Why does it cost so much to adopt a kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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