Sheep-O-Matic Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 False advertisement. Why do kids like balloons?
VinTheAttendant Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 Because they seem to defy the laws of gravity. It must be magic. Why does Justin Beiber need to be in 3D?
Fallen Heretic Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 It makes it much more realistic when you pretend to go at it with a chainsaw. Why was the manner of Marvins death (hitch-hikers guide) oddly satisfying?
Ace Of Spades Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 Because he is the ultimate hilarious tragedy, everything involving him satisfies the needs for both humor and human sadness. What will become of America's theme parks when the Russians/Iranians/North Koreans/(insert country here) invade America?
ebl Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 They will have to change all of the signage in the park to [insert language] so everyone can ignore them. Why does California have so many incompetent people running the state?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 Honest politician is an oxymoron. What is the meaning of life?
Ace Of Spades Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 42 Why is it my dad still seems to think that Mexicans speak "Mexican"?
mightbeawannabe Posted February 5, 2011 Posted February 5, 2011 Well, did he say it in American? Why are the most rewarding things in your daily life the hardest to get?
Zack44 Posted February 6, 2011 Posted February 6, 2011 Because whoever makes you go through that hard work is a jerk. If you accidentally drink windex, will it make your pee blue?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted February 6, 2011 Posted February 6, 2011 No, you'll die before then. Why is snow white?
Crazy_Behemoth_Lady_Jess Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 http://science.howstuffworks.com/nature/climate-weather/atmospheric/question524.htm Why do dogs have floppy ears but their ancestor wolves as well as cats don't?
MeMeMe Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 Because dogs get their ears caught in noodle makers. What are your feelings about Disco?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 I'd tell people to stop, but that would break their funky little hearts... Why did I just cite a commercial I hate?
Sheep-O-Matic Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 Because you secretly love it. How much is the doggy in the window?
ebl Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 Every last dollar you have in your wallet PLUS every cent you have left on your credit line. If X2 is a 4D coaster, why didn't they just call it "X4?"
Crazy_Behemoth_Lady_Jess Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 Because it was originally called X but after modifications they decided to call it X2 to sound more exciting for marketing purposes. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
ebl Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 He should be wearing a Jogman if he's jogging, so it doesn't count. Since the Droid phone uses the Android operating system, what should they have called it?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 The official phone of Cedar Fair. Why do little kids like dinosaurs so much?
ebl Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 Because they look like the pictures of their parents from back when they were in high school. Why did Knott's take perfectly good 12-car trains on Jaguar! and add three more cars to each one?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 To accomodate the guests in cloaking devices. Why is the Transworld Halloween Expo in March?
imawesome1124 Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 They feel it would be weird to hold an expo for a holiday in the month it occurs in. Why won't my fly ever stay zipped up?
A.J. Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 Because it doesn't have any wings to keep itself up! Why is there a poster of Miley Cyrus next to posters of famous rock and roll legends in the queue for Rock n' Roller Coaster?
JJ728 Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 She can do whatever the hell she wants. She can't be tamed... Which side of an arm rest in a movie theater is yours?
ebl Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 The top part. Why don't dice have a zero on them?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 I'm guessing some do...not the 6 sided die though. Why do sports teams have mascots?
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