airforcekid Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Donut cause fat people can't resist me! What would happen if Chuck Norris and Godzilla had sex with jesus and there Jizz mixed and created somthing great? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airforcekid Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Hillary is AWESOME I hope to God that a anything but a republican is voted in! Btw she did a photo op on Golaith Why didn't Ctu Agent answer my question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airforcekid Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 No its all gonna be 24 all day and night! yippie! I actually Lied about Clinton Photo Op! Didnt Vault used to called Slurm or Splurge or somthing like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 There was a soda called "Surge," which was very similar to Vault. Also, Surge was bright green as opposed to Vault's yellow-green color. Why are Japanese cars more reliable than the American ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Because Japan is awesome like that. Why is Pepsi so deadly? EDIT: OMG! 800th Post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Because airforcekid didnt drink a gallon of it Why must i be sick today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyrider06 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 because everyone needs to be sick at least once this year! why do i have to work today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Because Stalin demands it. Who invented the Common Cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackHole2005 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 My Mum when she was -24 years old. Why does jupiter have no life forms, I would love to visit the planet for a holiday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Because they couldn't decide what to call them. Jupiterians? Jupiterlings? Jupiterites? None of those sound right... Why can't they make just one grade of gasoline that all cars can use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Because GlaDOS said so. Why do we ALL have to go to college? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Coaster Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Because they promise CAKE Why am I such a dirty self-pimp? vvv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Because you need to take more showers! Why doesn't Splenda come in fruit flavors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 because its splenda, not fruita... duh! Why does my brothers music suck sooo much?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Because your ears have a "Fail Filter" sadly it seems your brother was born with a non-functioning filter. Who invented the Taco? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Ryan did so that he had a friend to pound it with If George Bush were a rollercoaster what would he be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 A underrated coaster! How many unicorns ran the track? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Sixteen! Who should run the entire Earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slither37 Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 ^ The voices in my head. Why don't they make the entire plane out of the same stuff that the black box is made? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morcar Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Because there is not enough bat droppings in the world (thats what their made of honest) Why don't we all do the opposite of what our Sat Navs tell us and try to drive them insane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 because they would in turn annoy us to no end. Why are you reading this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemaster_b Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Blue. How much rum did you put in that eggnog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemaster_b Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Because nobody wants to Christmas shop at the first minute. None. I put Red Bull and a lot of it! Yeah, I just read that thread. Funny!! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 16 The pancake man wanted to do what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Pour syrup on himself. Why are there only five B&M Diving Machines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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