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This plane ate at Taco Bell.

 

"Impatient Pilot"

 

"I gotta take a dump"

 

"Wow...that sucks."

 

"What do you mean it's not made out of styrofoam?"

 

Tomorrow's inflight meal perhaps?

 

(singing) We're American Airlines....doing what we do *BANG*

 

"Excuse me, stewardess, I think there might be a problem with the plane....."

 

This is NOT an "Elissa Friendly" flight!!!

 

"....your seat cushion can be used as a floation device...."

 

"Hello? Anyone in there?"

 

And Fabio thought HE got it bad!

 

"Hmmm....is this thing important?"

 

"Photoshop? Or for real?"

 

"When it absolutley positivley has to be there overnight....except for today."

 

"Chomp, chomp, chomp...YUM! I'm CRAZY Delta airlines, gimme some metal things!"

 

"Hey! Gas is only $1.59!"

 

"Plane Sex!"

 

Note.......

 

Statistically you can fly every day for 26,000 years before you crash. And you're twenty times more likely to die by being kicked by a donkey than in a plane crash.

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Statistically you can fly every day for 26,000 years before you crash. And you're twenty times more likely to die by being kicked by a donkey than in a plane crash.

 

i heard that on the national Geographic channel as well!

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Robb I hate you!!!!!!!!!

 

I was already scared of flying before at looked at this thread!

 

It doesn't help matters that I will be going on my first international trip in about a month!

 

This picture freaks me out the most:

 

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Robb... you a sooo bad.

 

Elissa, I am with you... I hate take off. I always figure if something is really wrong with the plane, this is when they are going to find out.

 

Shari "feeling better now about driving to Florida in August" Shoufler

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I love plane crashes, not that i want to be in one, just i like to watch programs about them as they make me feel safer as they show what they do to prevent a crash like it happening again.

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I second that Lord Kotowa because just looking at the stuff these days and how stuff generally is stronger and what not.

 

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Am I missing something with CoasterFanatic's Picture

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Ya Ted whats the deal with the football team and some of the players being circled. Did you post in the wrong thread?.... Or maybe those are dead players that died in an airplane crash??

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I love animals and all....but LMAO at the bird pics hahaha.

It is weird that birds are pretty good about avoiding cars...but not trains and (understandably) not planes...we kill more birds with trains, last week we had one stuck to the engine...but I did not have my camera

 

JEFF

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Well as long as were talking about plane crashes, I've been in one (sorta)! Well it was more of a bird strike, but it was scary. I was flying with my instructor in a Cessna 172 (a small 4 seater training airplane) when we saw this flock of birds up ahead. Now, logic would say "Lets turn and miss them", but we were on approach at Tampa and we couldentt turn out of the pattern, so we tryed to get above them. Well needless to say, a bird hit the wing and pretty much exploded. There was feathers and blood all over the plane and some of it even got inside through the air vents. We landed and taxiied to the general aviation parking, got cleaned up, and flew back to Sarasota in a different airplane! The plane only suffered a small dent on the wind, but it was pretty scary.

 

 

Also, here is a picture of my RC airplane that suffered a mid air last weekend.

Colin"and now Im a licenced glider pilot, go figure"C

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Joe, clue the rest of us in as to what is so funny about Ted's pic. I did the search, but just came up with a story about a plane crash killing people...nothing funny about it.

 

-Julie

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99% sure the circles are for the players who weren't on the plane.

 

Yea, Julie, it's not really funny.. but kinda is in a morbidly obese sort of way

 

- Joe

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99% sure the circles are for the players who weren't on the plane.

 

Correct. The circles represent the people who eaither missed the plane or travelled with family. All of the other players and all the coaches died in the crash.

 

Eagerly awaiting the movie.

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I don't know. Plane crashes never really worried me because once I'm up in the air what's going to happen is going to happen whether I worry about it or not, so I might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

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