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^^ Thought of a promo:

 

"The Jesus Juice Wine Company is re-opening a long-lost railway line, and they invite you to step aboard for an excursion to the top of Mount Olympus. But Moses, the guardian of the mountain, may have something to say about your little trip!

 

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Experience what it was like to be Jesus on Holy Land's latest ride:

 

Crucifixion; The ride

 

Some of us or at least friends I know have come very close to riding that ride.

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^^ Thought of a promo:

 

"The Jesus Juice Wine Company is re-opening a long-lost railway line, and they invite you to step aboard for an excursion to the top of Mount Olympus. But Moses, the guardian of the mountain, may have something to say about your little trip!

 

 

Hmm--make that Mount Ararat, and you just might have something.

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The first one is Fury of the Nile from Worlds of Fun. During Halloweekends they dye it red ad it becomes bloody. Even though I absolutely love this ride, they should clone it and put it at The Holy Land Experience. It just goes with the theme. Didn't any changing either.

 

The second one I like, even though someone beat me to it.

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Haha. I got mad MS Paint skills. Not.

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Even the Pharoah is to chicken!

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^^Love the concept, but not the spelling: "feel" and "abstinence," please.

 

But it is funny as hell--good work.

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Holy Land Theme Park - (3/20/06) Anyone who doesn’t care for religious humor may want to pass on this one. Theme Park Review has posted for-fun forum contest asking you to fire up your copy of Photoshop and design the next Killer App attraction to save The Holy Land park. ....

 

Woohoo!

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^^Love the concept, but not the spelling: "feel" and "abstinence," please.

 

But it is funny as hell--good work.

 

ill try and fix it when i get home, in my defence i hadnt slept yet all weekend

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Ok, I'm not a Chopper at all. Basically all I can do is take a picture and add text to it. Big Whoop! Anyways, thats what I did here.

 

This addition will attract a whole new audience to Holyland!

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Ever since the miraculous new Drinking Fountain was installed, violent incidents in the park mysteriously quadrupled.

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