GAME: Continue the Story!

[JamesMC]

We are interrupting this program for an alert from the National Weather Service. Doppler Radar has confirmed oversized raindrops falling near Des Moines, Iowa.

 

Again,

 

We are interrupting this program for an alert from the National Weather Service. Doppler Radar has confirmed oversized raindrops falling near Des Moines, Iowa.

 

Residents of this area should expect a heavier than normal usage of Bounty Paper Towels (The Quicker Picker Upper).

 

This alert will expire at 4:00 a.m. Central Time.

 

We now return you to your local programming . . .

[Kennyweird]

ACErland! Everything at ACErland is over sized to accommodate guests of exceptional blubberiness. ACErland features world-class attractions such as Buffet Bonanza, a darkride that awards the winner with a ticket to the park's 24/7 all-you-can-eat ACE-style buffet! Other rides include the Gravytron, a B&M Dive Machine with over sized seats that has a gravy splashdown effect at the end. There are also plenty of fun games to play, like...

[generaleclectic]

Disable the Modem Speaker, the newest carnie game from your friends at Vekoma! There are 8 possible ways to play Disable the Modem Speaker.

 

#1: Hardware Solution

Open the modem with a screwdriver or can opener. Cut one wire going to the loudspeaker. Reassemble modem with remaining screws or duct tape (whichever is more convenient).

 

#2: Software Solution

(RTFM) the printed manual and select several pages of technobabble to sacrifice. Rip out these pages and shove into the modem speaker. Wrap with duct tape.

 

#3: Hacker Solution

Find ice pick. Stab speaker until dead. Note: This may void your warranty.

 

#4: MSDOS/Windoze Solution

It's a feature, not a bug. The noise is there for your own good. We know what's good for you. This feature will be fixed in the next release.

 

#5: Apple/Macintosh Solution

If it should be fixed, we will fix it. You don't need to how or why. Now just relax, that's good, now all together, "oooohhhhmmm, oooohhhhmmm"

 

#6: Kid's Solution

Position modem with speaker facing upward. Pour pancake syrup into speaker. This will greatly reduce the high frequency response of the speaker thus attenuating the sound.

 

#7: Environmental Group Solution

Call the modem manufacturer and demand that they supply you with a modem that defaults with the speaker turned off. If they refuse, sue them for noise pollution.

 

#8: Dealer Solution

What you need is the new Fire-Belcher 2000 whiz bang modem with the built in speaker phone and voice command recognition. Just yell at the modem and the speaker will turn off.

 

Winners will receive...

[texasgiantrules]

a cucumber farm in Northern Arizona. The veranda on this prairie-style ranchouse has unparalelled views of the Grand Canyon. Just make sure you don't fall in! The last time someone fell in the grand canyon....

[Dorneypark_fan]

They were transported to an awesome HIM concert where Vile Vallo...

[X-L-R-8]

started running around the stage like a madman, dave havok and hunter burgan (AFI) attempted to constrain him, but ville....

[Dorneypark_fan]

transported to the Grand Canyon where he...

[XII]

went off to scare Robb. Robb screamed really loud, waking him up from the dream he was having. He realized that everything that happened in the past 116 pages was all just a dream. So then he and Elissa went to Knott's with Derek. They rode Xcelerator. The ride broke down...

[Dorneypark_fan]

so they joined the ACE where they realized that the ACE was so awesome that they sold TPR to the ACE. The ACE deiced to...

 

 

 

 

200th post

[dragoncoaster1292]

...resurrect a dead thread! Woo hoo! Suddenly, out of nowhere, a giant flying hamburger hit...

[doublex98]

Disney World, where 2000 people ate the giant hamburger and got a really nasty disease called...

[Dorneypark_fan]

Wespops, it made the victims become naked because...

[Kalepi_Konei]

of Barry Manilow's cantankerous farts, in which he farted and his fart cloud went over france....

[sushirocks13]

and woke up a giant koala bear with it's horrible odor. Now the koala was angry and began to........

[Manny In England]

Systematically attack shopping malls worldwide, which naturally got the attention of none other than...

[astroworldfan1]

that weird TOGO Death Machine that not-so-oddly........

[ebl]

...head slammed the maintenance guy, who dropped his cookies and...

[generaleclectic]

...wept for a fortnight. He had never experience pain like this before. Emotions flowed over him like a raging river over a precipice. As if ripped from his chest, his heart...

[Kennyweird]

... went ice cold. The TOGO death machine was about ready to give the final blow, when suddenly...

[Bolliger&Mabillard]

...an Intamin rocket close by sheered off a few brake fin, shielding the mechanic's beheaded body. This allowed ample time to...

[KPWoCkAxX]

Quickly Hop on a 400ft Rocket Coaster Then Shortly.........

[downunder]

as in a little while later, there was an earthquake, Intamins survived but Togo's were reduced to piles of scrap. Any surviving Togo's in other parts of the world were brought together into a new park in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba where the inmates of Camp X-ray were free to enjoy them. Osama Bin Laden was caught in a matter of an hour after the park opened, as compulsory ERT seemed to loosen lips. And then...

[Manny In England]

The ERT (Extra Ride Torture) proved too much and made Bin Laden reveal his plans to...

[KPWoCkAxX]

Overthrow the Moon's Government. He would then..........

[alpengeist04]

watch from his throne on the moon as all life on earth was destroyed in the year 2012. But first...