texasgiantrules Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 called up none other than.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Bob Barker who thought he was still on the Price is Right. Started screaming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 random Bhutanese curses and..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayjay719 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 then decided he would.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-L-R-8 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 show robb his B&M and TOGO dances, then he'd commit suicide by vekoma box...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riccoaster Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 so then Mark Shapiro got a bulldozer to destroy the Arrow Coasters but they were so painful he could not get near them so he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 purchased an Intamin shield of light to counter the painfullness. As he trudged through the flames something caught his eye..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 ... as it flew aout of his head. It was the Demon of the Bad Pop Song! "I'm bringing sexy back!" It shrieked as it threw Mark's eye back into it's socket. Mark dropped his shield, and ran away screaming, his ears bleeding. The demon followed him around, slowly becoming obsessed with him, and eventurally killing him and getting convicted for the murder. Meanwhile, at a dirty resteraunt in Mexico, Angelina Jolie wasn't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkchan Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 ... with Brad Pitt, or her children. She walked out the restaurant and noticed the film crew from Resident Evil: Extinction was there. She walked up to them and begged... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Forgiveness from a random migrating Priest. However, in this case it happened to be Judas Priest who were just on a break between gigs. Thusly, heavy metal ensued but with that bright pop 80's tunesfulness to it with just a splash of early MTV. Martha Quinn who just by happenstance witnessed this occasion was known to gleefully report the following commentary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I am the Walrus standing here with Marty: The Punk Rocker asking the hard hitting questions like "Are you the real father?" or "Have you seen my comb?" Carson Daly heard this went berserk and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Destroyed a contract saying Southport Pleasureland will stay open forever. The park closed immedietly. Then a bunch of Pleasureland Fanboys chased her. They were armed with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 rotten bananas. They proved affective when Kingda Ka came and destroyed all other Intamins. Then Blackpool smartened up and built the 500 foot top hat. It then said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Hey folks it's great to be here tonight. I just flew in from Ohio and boy are my arms tired. This really lame joke made Mantis Man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 grab is kneecaps while singing Safety Dance with five midgets. Looking somewhat depressed, he.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason10 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 packed his bags and headed for mars whilst sinister music was played by the band half way down the street. "SHUT UP!" he shouted and slammed the door behind him. The music still played and could be heard from the shuttle that was taking him to mars. As he passed the moon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 his rocket crashed into the eye of the man in the moon. At first he could not beleive this because we all thought that Jules Verne made that up, but then Jules Verne popped up and said..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-L-R-8 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 duh.... where are we.... who are you,.... what the hell is this place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateTinkerbell Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 but seriously, what the hell is this place???? So then he started walking towards this girl, who looked really pretty but........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 but seriously, what the hell is this place???? So then he started walking towards this girl, who looked really pretty but........... Â Her face was covered by a paper bag, thus resulting in me having to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Remove the paper bag, and when you uncovered her face you screamed in fear! She was the yeti on Expedition Everest! Then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker_Dude Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I ran into a seven eleven to get an icee, but they were out of cherry so I went for a.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Bucket of Pigs Heads instead...But to my dismay they were... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deano Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Still alive, so i..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 strapped them into and electric chair and pressed the death button, but instead of shocking them, it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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