holyblakbelt Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 ...Chuck Norris and got kicked out of town for being an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillrideseeker Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 ...The town was so Glad he was gone they... ~Matthew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 poured Gatorade all over Mr. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Dick Kinzel, who then decided not to build a Cedar Fair park in the town because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastersNSich Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 ...roller coasters have been banned after a bad accident on one over 75 years ago. Mr. Kinzel instead decides to build a sports arena there called... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Kinzel FieldArenaSportsPlaceStadiumOtronicAuditorium, which features a state of the art... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastersNSich Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 ...system of escalators that change speed based upon usage, and automatically reverse when 3/4 of an event has taken place. Oh! and there will also be a monorail that will take patrons to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillrideseeker Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 ... Hell, where they... ~Matthew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterlover420 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 ...will visit Six Flags. They will then board an elevator which will take them to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillrideseeker Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 ... Ebay, where they will then... ~Matthew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 bid on Bea Arthurs old corset from the mid 1800's. This cause Terry Crews to immediately... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SigENeaT Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 ...prompt me to look up who Terry is in Wikipedia. Ahh an Actor/Foosball star. Incidentally, it turns out Terry was also widely known in Italy for his skill of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric_Smith Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 making boots for........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragon Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 An Octopus. Suddenly Terry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Saw Mike Judge running after him with a script for Idiocracy 2 to which Terry immediatley knocked him out. Dick Kinzel saw this and decided to name a Coaster after him promtping Mark Shapiro to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastersNSich Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 ... name a coaster of his own after another Terry. Bradshaw. Yes, the one who was naked in Failure to Launch, which prompts Shapiro to hold a publicity stunt where all of the riders are wearing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillrideseeker Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 ... Pretty Blue Abercrombie paint splattered shirts! Which then led too... ~Matthew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 A massive revolt with 98% of the GP banning Six Flags for their awful taste in Clothing. Being upset wth this Kojima Yabuki decided too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Make me look him up on Wikipedia, but I found that he has no article on Wikipedia, so I flipped out, and John Wardley was thus inspired to come out of retirement to build... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Make me look him up on Wikipedia, but I found that he has no article on Wikipedia, so I flipped out, and John Wardley was thus inspired to come out of retirement to build... Â a pink birdhouse with sprinkles on top...so John ran into the forest to hunt for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastersNSich Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 ...fat broads, who sports talk Andy Furman claims to have already found. He also sees Larry the Cable Guy taking a big dump in the woods. Appalled, he tells Larry to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Wash hands twice before returning to work for personal safety and good hygiene practices. After he self-sanitized, a member of the studio audience presented him with a free "The Choice For Me Is E-Coli Free!" T-Shirt. Watching this on live TV at home though, a former roadie for the Black Sabbath 1976 roadcrew muttered to himself . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 ..."Oh dear god, I'll walk away right now." Meanwhile, Jeff Foxworthy came onto Larry's show as a guest star and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Was promptly bombarded by other people's failed attempts at "You might be a Redneck if" jokes. At that point Rick & Bubba appeared causing the person that was sitting in Maverick's control booth to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Launch the train before the restraints where secured, and everyone died, so Cedar Point tore Maverick down and replaced it with an AqauTrax, that also features Maverick's old heartline roll and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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