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A theme park that is open to the public fewer than 7 days a year.

 

This is already a thing. There is a small park with two decent rollercoasters in Ohio called Stricker's Grove that is open to the public 4 days a year.

 

Which four days? Lemme me make a note of that.

http://www.strickersgrove.com/

You'll find your info here.

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^ Cool, thanks!

 

Also: A park with no trees whatsoever. Out in the open. Only buildings for shade.

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A park that charges you for everything including rides, entertainment, and parking.

Along with skip the line pass per-ride upcharge, front row/back row seating upcharge, separate fees for water park and different areas of the park...

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An indoor amusement park in a state that gets very long cold winters,gets rid of all its rides and turn it into a glorified Chuck E Cheese with lame rent-out "attractions" you see at a cheesy youth group picnic......and the only real carnival/amusement "ride" is a three lain Fun Slide. The only mechanical ride at all is a coin operated kiddie merry-go-round you can see in front of your local Wal-mart. Most of the other "attractions" there is where you have to get all hot and sweaty and isnt that all exciting at all.....yes i seen it happen before sadly to add insult to injury the wi-fi sucks and data connection is horrid too as its in the middle of nowhere.

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A park with a 170ft roller coaster and other huge rides next to a beach so everything's closed all day due to wind.

 

aka fantasy island

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A theme park where everything is closed except for the kiddie rides and food stands and also they charge you a dollar to go to the bathroom.

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A park where basically everything closes in the slightest drizzle, and most of the good rides close with the slightest breeze.

 

Oh. Wait. That's right. . . #CedarPoint

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Here's an actual Worst Theme Park Idea that was really, possibly, going to happen!

 

It was putting a Disneyland, just outside of Vancouver, Canada in the early 1960s.

 

But the plans were cancelled because, at the time, there was "so much rain, we'd

have to close the park a lot," a Disney exec was quoted as saying about it.

 

So, it was dropped.

 

My, my, how times change, no matter what the weather.

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The 'antipark' where it's only open during the winter, closes everything when it's sunny, and only operates rides in wind, rain or snow. The employees pay you to make their food.

 

The 'Thrillville' park where every coaster has built in parachutes, and purposefully crash onto the path. When the train flies off you need to manually undo your restraint, get and prepare the parachute, and operate it. There are ZERO safety regulations, and the park owner can flirt with single teens.

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The 'Thrillville' park where every coaster has built in parachutes, and purposefully crash onto the path. When the train flies off you need to manually undo your restraint, get and prepare the parachute, and operate it. There are ZERO safety regulations, and the park owner can flirt with single teens.

 

 

So essentially Glove World from SpongeBob?

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Worst Theme Park Ideas:

 

A world class amusement park installing this nice set of dueling inverted B&M roller coasters... Which they then stop from dueling... and then completely remove.

 

Oh. Wait. That's right.

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