Jack57 Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 peter drinks water and become REALLY fat. "i gotta poop...... now!" (everyone runs)
matty_bhoy Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 Peter on Wheele of Furtune Ok we need 5 constenants and a vowel.. Peter: arrhh ok Z, 4, Q,... another Q, ..arrghh a third Q and a batman symbol good episode
XLRBR Posted July 1, 2006 Posted July 1, 2006 I haven't put anything for a while so here's a few. "I'd do her, do her, do her. Lose the bows (?) and we'll talk. Do her, do her. Egh who hasn't done her. Do her..." "Oh Mother Teresa (?) you'll never leave us will you?" (shows them her breasts) "Yes those are lovely but that still doesn't answer my question." And this one's not a quote, but that one scene where the man and the woman are going to do it, but all of a sudden the woman stops, so the man oils her. "There we go" Then he jumps on her and she breaks into a million pieces. That scene made me laugh so hard!
texasgiantrules Posted July 1, 2006 Posted July 1, 2006 (Peter is reading a book) Peter:Hey Lois,what does that say? Lois:Evil Peter:And that word right there? Lois:Knievel Peter:And this one? Lois:was Peter:And how about that one? Lois:born Peter:I see...and what about the one right there? Lois:in Peter:What about this one? Lois:Montana Peter:Hmm.....Hey,Lois did you know that Evil Knievel was born in Montana?
dragoncoaster1292 Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 Mayor West: Excuse me, I have a new attack dog and I'm looking for a sign that will warn criminals about it." Clerk: *pointing to "BEWARE OF DOG" sign* We have the perfect one for you- Mayor West: *picking up "ONE WAY" sign* Ah yes, one way. It tells them that there is only one way they will get out of my front yard... in a body bag."
goleafsgo Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 "I'd do her, do her, do her. Lose the *bows (?) and we'll talk. Do her, do her. Egh who hasn't done her. Do her..." *pigtails
dragoncoaster1292 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Brian: I thought I smelled, uh... cookies. *Best episode ever!*
MSLSM Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Stewie gets a large piece of glass in his head: "Do I take it out or leave it in? Do I take it out or leave it in?" as he runs in circles
goleafsgo Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 "i just had an idea so good that my head would explode if i even began to know what i was talking about"
benzo41190 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 "Geeze it fills like there are a bunch of typewritters going of in my head in my head" "Hey have you ever wondered whats outside of those walls"? "thats dangerous thinking, you better stick to your work"
Florida420 Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 "Lynn, cancel my afternoon meetings. I, I just gotta hit more balls at this fat kid."
goleafsgo Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 Lois - "This will be a great way for you to bond with Stewie." Peter - "bond? James Bond... Alright ill do it!"
zaneymon Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 Brain while having Acupuncture and noticing 2 boxers next to each other. one box says needles other says poison tipped needles. "Ah dc do you have to keep those boxers next to each other Doctor. "Why? What do they say" Brian "I'm out of here"
MiamiBoii4392 Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 Peter: You know what's really amazing Brian? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days and no one has said a thing.
MiamiBoii4392 Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 Meg - (To Peter and Lois) Oh my god! I could just kill myself I'm going upstairs right now and eat a whole bowl of peanuts....... I'm allergic to peanuts...... You don't know anything about me!.....(runs upstairs) Peter -Who was that guy?
Florida420 Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 " Well Mr. Greenberg, I'd like to see you try to seize my assets, after battling the Rancor !!" "Huh, I didn't realize, Greenberg was a Jedi name."
odene497 Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Peter-"The best thing you can do for a man is learn to love his farts"
XII Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Louis: Chris, where have you been? Chris: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Ryan King Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 "Just Like That Time I Forgot How to Sit Down" *Tackles Chair*
Darien Laker Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 "Well Meg, It seems that guys can marry other guys now, and well if they can do that, that's pretty much it for you, might as well pack it in." -Stewie
MiamiBoii4392 Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Peter: ...I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable, you'll have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her the rest of her life. Man: Oh my God. Peter: haha, I'm just kidding she's dead.
XLRBR Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 (Man working in Chuck E. Cheese type place to Peter): We have four flavors to choose from: banana, strawberry, chocolate, or people. Peter: What was that last one? Man: Chocolate.
goleafsgo Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Peter in KFC: "Im looking for the colonel... KFC Worker: " I say you he ded"
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