Game:What If...

[ytterbiumanalyst]

It still wouldn't be as good as a roller coaster on the moon.

 

What if Jim Henson were still alive?

[ImOnABoat]

He would be using CG instead of puppets

 

What if RMC Mean Streak is real

[DoinItForTheFame]

Then lightning rod will be old news.

 

What if Cedar Point were in Oklahoma?

[ytterbiumanalyst]

I'd have had season tickets for several years now.

 

What if fire were cold?

[ImOnABoat]

Then... cold is fire

 

What if Valve makes another game

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Then Portal 3 will make fans so happy

 

 

What if there was airtime on all of the roller coasters (including the kiddie ones)?

[TheCoasterKid211]

Then stand-ups would be even more painful than they already are.

 

What if Planet Coaster was released on consoles?

[hesukaheadRBLX]

Then people would go wild

 

What if B&M stopped making inverts 5 years ago?

[DoinItForTheFame]

Then there would be no Banshee!!

 

What if Cedar Point never existed?

[psaulaferraz]

The Golden Ticket Awards would be more fair

What if Six Flags only had Great Adventure and Magic Mountain?

[DoinItForTheFame]

Then people couldn't complain when they install 15 of the same rides at different parks.

 

What if breakfast wasn't a thing??

[TheAmericanKnight]

What if I asked the question "what if"?

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

What if I asked the question "what if"?

 

What if you answered the question above you?

[ThrillDude200]

What if sixteen-legged octopusses are going to invade earth again because of this insanity?

[DoinItForTheFame]

Then hopefully it would be enough to destroy Six Flags St. Louis.

 

What if Cedar Point really isn't RMCing Mean Streak???

[SteelForceless]

Then they are just building one hell of a steam train

 

What if (insert coaster) wasn't (insert complaint)?

[RollingCoasting]

Then said coaster would receive better ratings/attention

 

What if Six Flags bought Cedar Point?

[Jason Maier]

If SF bought Cedar Point . . . well . . . . road trips galore

 

What if Batman & Robin: The Chiller wasn't a mechanical fustercluck and actually ran like it was intended to?

[DarienLaker]

Then it will still be operating at Six Flags Great Adventure!

 

What if Six Flags bought back Darien Lake?

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Then Six Flags would steal Ride of Steel and abandon it

 

 

What if Astroworld came back?

[ytterbiumanalyst]

Then O. Henry would write a short story about it.

 

What if we're all actually upside down?

[Jason Maier]

If we're all upside down . . . . then we'd be violating the laws of physics.

 

What if one decided to "go commando" while riding coasters?

[TheCoasterKid211]

No comment.

 

What if TPR was shut down?

[ThrillDude200]

Then we'd have no more wild @$$5$ on the internet.

 

What if 9/11 was preformed on Spaceship Earth?

[DoinItForTheFame]

No. Just no.

 

What if Apple was never a thing?