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Granted: But you're in a coma for the next 2 seasons and when you wake up its the beginning of the off season again.

 

I wish Cedar Point would build a 600ft tall Poler Coaster.

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Granted, but your washing machine breaks so you can't do laundry at all.

 

I wish the internet at my house would start working again.

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Granted, it turns out the C.I.A. was slowing it down by searching through your history. They stop searching, but you don't enjoy the faster internet for long because you got arrested. You must have done something suspicious...

 

I drink a bottle of Mountain Dew.

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Granted. But then they never put anything new in their parks.

 

I wish that invisible track was a real thing on roller coasters.

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Granted, but you get motion sickness because you can't see where the train is going.

 

I wish SFMM would replace Green Lantern with V2 from SFGAm.

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Granted, but during the shipping process there is an accident and the can't build up V2 at SFMM so they have one less coaster!

 

I wish that my wishes come true without anyone saying "granted".

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Granted, but the immense crowds on opening day cause a mainline waste pipe stoppage at your home park and they have to close again.

 

I wish I could visit Cedar Point.

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Granted, but they're all unbearably rough and have downtime worse than Lightning Rod.

 

I wish for the weekend to come faster.

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