The "Say Something Random" Thread

[amyzoo]

Got this from work today.

Turtles!

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[RAWKIN_coaster38]

Last night was probably the nearest to an all-nighter I've pulled for class. I've had some really really late nights working on essays and stuff but last night I didn't go to bed until 6:30am, only to wake up at 8:00am. Given that I don't fall asleep right away, I think I probably got less than 1.5 hours of sleep... I almost considered not going to sleep at all.

 

Coffee-tinted blood and sleeplessness and being broke all the time? Oh yeah I'm in college now!

 

On the bright side... I think I aced the oral presentation. I probably talked for 20-30 minutes!

[molemaster43]

We got the internet up and running for our TV today. It is awesome!

[VinTheAttendant]

Looking through TV Guide, I scrolled past Cartoon Network and saw that they are playing a bunch of shows that I grew up with! I might just tune in to see how well they hold up, and for a smack of nostalgia

 

Also, I find it funny whenever someone says "[insert hurricane name] is coming," and somebody else responds, "Who?"

[scbt]

I have no school tomorrow because of the hurricane XD

[CoasterKings908]

I hear the great masterminds behind this website created a new, awesome word filter; I've got to try this. FULL THROTTLE

[netdvn]

I tried stocking up on cans of Full Throttle before the storm hit, but the 7-11 stuck them hidden in a locker behind the onion rings. Now I need to figure out what the combination is.

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

Full throttle needs lockers.

[simaticable]

YOLOcoaster needs fluffy, fluffy bunnies filled with medicine and goo and rings.

Fixed!

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

^Which filter is that one? Does restraints still turn into noodles anymore?

[simaticable]

^r.ings

[Nrthwnd]

Boo.

[molemaster43]

"Hehehe, propane."

[jray21]

Had only about 25 trick r treaters tonight. I think it's because we're getting too old and all the kids grew up!

[Hhappy]

Have not seen any trick or treat people out here..

could this be due to living in the land of Dutch??

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

I want to get off Full Throttle 1!

[molemaster43]

I want to go on something more thrilling than YOLOcoaster 1

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

I played Sonic the Hedgehog for the first time in a while. So much fun grabbing all the rings.

[simaticable]

We pretty much adopted the neighborhood cat as our own. She's pure black, gets along with my German Shepherd, allows you to rub her belly, and gives you kisses. Wait, did I just describe a cat or a dog? Anyway, she's great and very social.

[VinTheAttendant]

I know it's childish, but I really want to tell off all those people on Facebook who answer those orders of operations math problems incorrectly under the preconceived notion "anything times zero equals zero," and then further call those who answered the problem correctly idiots.

[Mrlittle]

I would like a Peanut Butter, hold the Jelly, sandwich

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

(Please) save the whales by not smoking cigarettes anymore or I'll call 911 on you!

[Blue Fire Guy]

The IAAPA questions thread inspires me to ask this...

 

Pax: How much vodka do your engineers drink before designing coasters?

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

Gak!