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robbalvey

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You know what I think?

Halloween Horror Nights should do a video game-themed event one year. You know, to all the scary video games: Silent Hill, F.E.A.R, Left 4 Dead, etc.

Pure, awesome, nerdvana.

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Today, the cops showed up to check out a child abuse complaint, I then had to spend an hour explaining that I had given my son a suppository. The neighbors heard him sobbing hysterically "Daddy, why did you put that in my butt? It hurts." My neighbor had heard and thought I was raping my son. FML
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I can't stop cracking up about the Mass Effect controversy.

 

Especially Fox News' coverage of it. They say it has "full digital nudity and graphic sex... leaving nothing to the imagination... where the player decides what happens between the two people".

 

They even had a video game expert on the set who kept saying that it was all a load of crap, how it was 30 seconds out of a 30-hour game, but they were just like "Oh, I think I have to stick to the research on this... Who can argue that Luke Skywalker meets Debbie Does Dallas is a good thing?"

 

The sex scene is literally at the end of the game, and you have to build a full relationship with that character, and all you see is a bit of alien butt and sideboob.

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