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robbalvey

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The last week or two has been quite exciting for me. I just got back from a 4-day trip to Las Vegas. (of course, I rode some roller coasters ) Now, what I'm wondering is: If I make a trip report, I don't know if I should post pictures of the whole trip (like the Grand Canyon and other jazz), or just the pictures of the roller coasters...I don't know.

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I'm in a pickle...

 

Today, I met with my girlfriend (whom I've been dating for all of 1 week as of now) for lunch,

and she pulled out a bag from her purse, and told me to open it. It turned out to be a wallet, which I have been needing for a long time now.

 

Why is this a bad thing? The wallet is Coach. Yikes.

 

So here's my problem: I'm strapped for cash, and her birthday is coming up next month.

What could I possibly do that would be just as nice as randomly handing her a $100 wallet, but a lot less expensive?

 

(Just my luck, I like the girl with the expensive taste. )

 

If she knows you well enough, she will know about how much cash you have. Girls find a way of doing that whether they are dating you or not! If she doesn't know, she will find out soon anyway. If you can't buy her a $100 birthday present, chances are you can't buy her much of anything else.

 

Solution: Give her the best sex she's ever had!

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