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It's after 8pm and we've only had one group of trick-or-treaters stop by. We're gonna have a LOT of candy left over.

 

And I can't eat any!

 

Eric

 

Eric, I will give you my address to send them all over to me, if you don´t want to look at all the left over candys.

 

--Soren

Posted

I have to take brownies over to Diana at work. They're for her boyfriend and she removed the chocolate chips. He likes chocolate chips, see, but not in brownies...

 

Eric

Posted

^That's kinda weird...well, it is to me.

 

Well, I'm still sick and I have missed three and a half days of school. I am going to be so far behind when I get back. I hate being sick.

Posted

*Waits for intro music*

Good evening ladies and gentlemen! And welcome to tonight's installment in the terrifying series, The TPR Crew! Starring the creepy Robb and Elissa Alvey with their band of bloodthirsty coaster enthusiast cronies who will do anything under their command! What will happen to those innocent middle school children? Tune in next to find out what the shocking conclusion is!

*Waits for Halloween theme music*

---Brent

Posted

Flash before my eyes

Now it's time to die

Burning in my brain

I can feel the pain

 

Wait for the sign

To flick the switch of death

It's the beginning of the end

Sweat, chilling cold

As I watch death unfold

Consciousness my only friend

-Ride the Lightning by Metallica

---Brent

Posted

The other day, I had a Third-Pound Angus Bacon Cheeseburger at McDonald's. Since I ordered it without onions, pickles, and mustard, it was a "grill" order. Normally, they put a "Grill" sticker on it to identify it, but I guess they ran out of those because mine had a sticker that said "Asian."

 

Asian bacon cheeseburgers now?

 

Eric

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