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Your average store-bought bar of chocolate contains EIGHT insect-legs.

 

Apparently this is gospel-truth-definite-fact, but how the hell do they know? It's kinda worrying.

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Have you ever ran across a street, then got hit by a car, then went to the hospital, then almost died, and as soon as you got out of the hospital you got run over by another car?

---Brent

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Hm...i'm sad because EVERY SINGLE FISH in my fish tank DIED!!!!!!1111111 One of them died in some weeds and I didn't see it so the tank got infected with nastiness from the one dead fish...it was a vicious cycle...

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^ Maybe it was a "fish-ous" cycle! [rim shot] Seriously, sorry about your fish.

 

The girls went to Grandma's, so now I get the house to myself---all evening!

 

Eric

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Today I threw up on my car. I was getting out of it when i felt very dizzy. Then i just put my hands on my knees and puked. Most of it went on the hood of the car

 

When I got home, it started to rain so it all washed off.

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