coastercrazed49 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Ping Pong is sometimes dangerous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLRBR Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The word "cakewalk." Why in the world would you walk through cake? Â Funny thing: earlier on I saw a commercial with a clip of a little girl standing on a cake on a table LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groteslurf Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Yet another weekend passed by too fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 There was a big war and everyone was dead except for 2 armies. They were constantly fighting for 10 years. Then god got angry and gave them the chance to have one wish to help them win the war. They can't wish for the other army to drop dead. The first guy said " I wish for a 5 inch thick metal wall that is as high as the heavens. And only me and my soldiers can go through it". And then a huge metal wall surrounded the territory of the army. The second guy thought of a wish and said "I wish that wall was filled with water". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 If everybody was kung fu fighting, then who'd be left to watch? Â Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Having random insomnia is rough, sometimes. Â I seem to make it, through it, though. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I wish emo grass was real so it can cut itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 How funny that we have someone called "24" here (just above me) and another one called "12," but spelled with Roman numerals (XII). Â Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 ^ 24 is my favorite number. Â XII's user name was originally "X" named after the ride. Then he changed his name to "XII" as in X2. So he basically predicted the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 "Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bullsh*t." Â "I hate turtlenecks. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. Like, if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down." Â "I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. " Â "I want to be a race car passenger. Just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say, man, can I turn on the radio?" "You should slow down." "Why we gotta keep going in circles?" "Man, you really like Tide." " Â "I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table. " Â Mitch Hedberg is my hero. ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyrider06 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Im going insane. My sister got her wisdom teeth out and she is making way too big of a deal out of it. Get over it already GOSH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplepills Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 ^ I had my wisdom teeth out once, never again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 ^ Maybe yours will grow back so you can experience it all over again... Â Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianfreak Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Is it ok for a teacher to throw a rubik's cube at a student? My English teacher got frustrated today and went a bit over the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airtime&Gravity Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nagro5 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 ^^Aparentally I'm not the only one that gets hit by things that my teacher throws. Have you had him/her throw batterys or ice cubes at you? Well, I have! Â One day I'll get revenge! Muhahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 ^ That is such an awesome avatar. Â I don't understand why, all of a sudden, Rubik's Cubes are super popular at my school. It used to be that if you had one at all, you were a nerd. Now all the cool kids have one and are playing with it all day. It's really stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I had a Rubik's Cube or two back in the early '80s when they first came out. In fact, on my desk here at home is a round one that looks like a world globe. Â Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianfreak Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 ^^Aparentally I'm not the only one that gets hit by things that my teacher throws. Have you had him/her throw batterys or ice cubes at you? Well, I have! One day I'll get revenge! Muhahaha!  Not ice cubes or batteries, but a few rulers and pencils. (unsharpened)  Note this was around 7 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I'm sure glad me never goed to skool where you guys did. Teachers what throw things at their students shouldn't be able to taught in publik skools. Â iErc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Memorization is tough. Stupid monologues... ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 http://youfail.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Go on Andy Murray...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplepills Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I'm sure glad me never goed to skool where you guys did. Teachers what throw things at their students shouldn't be able to taught in publik skools. iErc  That must have been hard for you to post all those words being such an English Nazi  On another note I haven't ever had anything thrown at me by a teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hand 0f Time Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Sarah likes it when I eat yogurt from my belly button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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