The "Say Something Random" Thread

[zaneymon]

OK knitting needles at the ready. On the count of 3 were going to knit the worlds largest tea cozy its so big that it will be able to cover the city of Vancouver (HI BILL)

 

ready

 

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2

 

3

 

KNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Masked_Maverick]

My mom is crazy. I don't mean my mom is craaaaazy. I mean as in we the jury find the defendant.

[the sound]

Well, the Amazing Race is on. See ya everyone.

[Freefallbestrideever]

"So i says to the guy." "if this is the house of pancakes, why can't i eat the walls?"

[sfmmFREAK]

i drew on my hands, so my fingers are like candy canes. lol

[IwantRevenge]

I got bose headphones! and Vans! and, Choclate covered pretzals.

[Masked_Maverick]

Donkey Basketball it is the best of all.

[XLRBR]

Anybody had Butterfinger Crisp? If you like Butterfingers and/or crispy wafers, this thing is like sex in a candybar I swear.

[Satoshi]

hey i made a song cuz i'm so free now.....

 

The Life Is Like Coaster's Drop

'Cause We Sometimes Be Champs

But Sometimes Be The Poor

We Might Get Lost Homes To Roll Round

With All Your Friendly Guys

 

But The God Swears To Save You

From Despair What You Happened To Get

With No Back Down From Its Fears

The God Can Read Your Thoughts Out

And Does Always Let Us Lead To Good Ways

 

All We Want Is Life Goes On Good

All We Want Is Happiness Goes On Good

 

That Is What We All Want To Wish

 

hope you like it!

[dandaman]

Mary Poppins, recast as a horror movie:

 

[coasterdude5]

Haha, it's mid-december and it's 70 degrees outside...

[Thrillrider15]

I want to ride El Toro, and laugh at the same time.

[dandaman]

Testing:

 

867 - 5309

 

...Heh.

[IwantRevenge]

Nn one lvoes me

[dandaman]

Five Leafs goals to the Rangers' one, within 16 minutes of play.

 

Life is good.

[Masked_Maverick]

It is 8:45 pm do you know where your pants are?

[sfmmFREAK]

this beef is very delicious.. just like throwing a duck into a crowd of pidgeons.

[Blazen_AZN]

My sister needed a book to give to some orphan children as a christmas preastn, "ok!" i thought, looking into my closet at many books from years past "I have some you can give them!"

 

Upon firther inspection, I didn't. The first book i came up with was The Series of Unfortunate Events. A book about three kids who's parents deid. No thankyou. Next.

 

Oh, good, Oliver Twist. Self explanitory.

 

THe next book? Mother Daughter wisdom. Good, a book about Mothers who connect with their daughters. Great story for little girls whos Mothers have DIED.

 

Then my sister found Cahinese Cinderella! Yes, a good book. Then we looked at the subtitle. "Chinese Cinderella: The True Story of an Unwanted Daughter." WOW.

 

Harry Potter: Orphan boy, evil parents.

 

The last book we looked at was A Wrinkle in Time. "Finally," I thought, "an acceptable book to give them." That is, until i read the back of the book. Tis a story about three kids whos parents go missing.

 

I don't know what this shows about my collection of book, or books in general, but somthing is wrong right there...

[Masked_Maverick]

I am a credit whore. I am a credit whore. I am a credit whore. By the way did I mention that I am a credit whore?

[XII]

I''m going to Disneyland tommorow, Where I'll crush the castle, which will make them get a bigger one.

[christianscoasters]

My dog was choking on his own sh*t today.

[Masked_Maverick]

I can be trusted with Tupperware.

[lapseofreason]

I just watched the movie "Rollercoaster" and it ROCKED. It was beyond cool to see SFMM before the onslaught of coasters!

[thomas2]

I'm reading right now!

 

(how can I be reading if I'm typing)

 

Ooh well...

[Masked_Maverick]

You ruined the surprise man I was gonns tell the homeless guy.