larrygator Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Don't open it Prince, it might be an explosive device to make you join Mujabubkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COASTAH FREAK Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 In case the box goes boom, attach scissors to a really big stick and open it from far away. If you are too close, the spirit of Mujabubkins won't be able to protect you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jray21 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Just bury it in the dirt and add water and in a short while the original big dipper will grow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimster Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 is it ticking? If it's not ticking, you should be ok. But if it's ticking, RUN AWAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Starr Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Does it smell? If it doesn't smell like Anthrax, you should be okay. If it does, RUN AWAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcsteve Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 If it is ticking, and it's a bomb rather than an alarm clock, you can cut the red wire to diffuse it. DO NOT CUT THE BLUE WIRE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRINCE DESMOND Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 IT IS NOT TICKKING OR MAKEING ANY NOISES IT DOSE NOT SMELL WHEN I SHAEK THE BOX IT IS SHUFLE SHUFLE SHUFLE NOT CLUNK CLUK CLUNK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jray21 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 IT IS NOT TICKKING OR MAKEING ANY NOISES IT DOSE NOT SMELL WHEN I SHAEK THE BOX IT IS SHUFLE SHUFLE SHUFLE NOT CLUNK CLUK CLUNK Man I love this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadster Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 just have one of your servants open it, after all, they're expendable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueerRudie Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Prince Desmond: It could be they've sent Big Dipper like IKEA furniture- it's all in the box, but you need an Allen wrench to assemble it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Gwyneth Paltrow's head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRINCE DESMOND Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 Gwyneth Paltrow's head? I HOPE NOT I LIKE HER ON GLEY WEN SHE SANG THAT DIRTTY SONG BUT CHANGED IT TO FORGOT YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFChris Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Very clever doing all this while the Alveys are over in Australia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paiging_jen Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Gwyneth Paltrow's head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveRides Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Here, these instructions may be helpful for assembling it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I say open it now! Again, if you can get all your footers poured by tomorrow, you should be riding by Friday. PM me if you have any questions. I've built hundreds of these things before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveRides Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Am I the only person concerned that Prince Desmond may have accidentally ordered a big diaper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OISU8P Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 All those benji-greens and all he can afford is Natural Ice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liftsifter Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 PRINCE DESMOND, WHY ARE YOU NOT ANYMORE POSTING FROM MUTEROLAH UNDROID? OR APLE IPED? SADDENS ME TO NO LONGER SEE MOBILE USAGE IN YOUR REGION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueerRudie Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Here, these instructions may be helpful for assembling it... HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHOWOWOWOWOWOHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA.... (I'm starting to think Grona Lund's new ride actually CAME with something like those...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Schrödinger's Coaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 ^This made me laugh. dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chroniq Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Looks like you may need a hydrator to get the coaster back to it's regular size. Chris "those are Nigerian subtitles" Connolly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asimowalk Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Obviously the box contains an Irish version of Yahtzee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRINCE DESMOND Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 AFTER MANY CALLS TO COMPANY AND THEY ASSURE ME MY BIG DIPPER ROLL COASTER ODRER WAS CORECT I OP[EN BOX IM NOT SURE WAT THESE ARE. ARE THEESE FOOTERS FOR BIG DIPPER???? HOW DO I INSTALL THESE FOOTERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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