slither37 Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 I am quickly becoming a Piers fanboy. Hysterical stuff. "She tried to make me die" had me howling.
kcsteve Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 So does Piers have any significant effect on the supply of beer?
nay Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 These updates are amazing and I'm so jealous of you all. Reflections of Piers needs to be a series. Â Robb, thanks for taking the time to post these!
Pure Impurity Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 I think Piers should model for beer ads.
kcsteve Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 I think Piers should model for beer ads. Â Except those usually imply you should drink responsibly. Â He might be good for a temperance movement, though.
MrMorgan Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 To all of TPR's younger members: Â I would just like to say that Piers is also quite a bit of fun when he is not drunk, and I'm sure that there are many, many days where he doesn't get drunk and silly like he does in these videos. When on the TPR trips, he; as well as everyone else, is on vacation, which relieves them of many normal responsibilities, are of legal drinking age in the countries where they are, and will not be driving any motor vehicles or operating any heavy machinery; other than video cameras and vending machines that sell condoms and travel puss*es. If you are not of legal drinking age in your country, OR a certified beautician, please do not attempt to achieve the level of drunken adorableness that Piers has reached in these videos. Wait until you are old enough to drink, or have your license in cosmetology, please.
DenDen Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 I thought I was the drunkest gay man alive! I feel soooo much better about myself! Â Friggin histerical!!!!
jray21 Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 I can't help but hear Piers' voice with Robb's captions. To those who don't know Piers, those captions are actual things he says! I think Amy and I need to go back to Jolly England just to get some more Piers haircuts. Piers is really cool sober as well, but he actually is really shy when he is not sober. The two most contagious sounds in the world are in this update; Robb's Weeeee, and Piers' laugh. Glad you are all having a great time. Hope KT's jet lag is finally gone, and that Elissa is able to get wasted instead of being the perfect trip host and taking care of everyone/everything else!
sspaz1000 Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 I've never met Piers but those two videos have left me laughing hysterically. I didn't think anyone could get drunker than the first update, but the bus video proved me wrong. Â Great second day update!
Philrad71 Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 I thought I was the drunkest gay man alive! I feel soooo much better about myself! Friggin histerical!!!!  HEHE...I was thinking the same thing about myself!!  I was so sad to have missed the Alpine slide when we went to the castle last year, but it wasn't in the bus tour schedule we booked. We instead went to Mad King Ludwig's summer home (Linderhof - which was cool) and Oberammergau, which is home of the Passion Play (which I think might take place this year). There was a terrifying moment where we were waiting in this Christmas store to buy an ornament and we had this woman in front of us that had something without a price tag, so there was a huge delay and when we got back to the tour bus, it was gone! Luckily, they had just moved it over to another parking lot a block away, but what a feeling when we thought that we got left behind on a bus tour with nothing and were so far away from our hotel in Munich! Yikes!  Great report, thusfar...keep 'em coming!
JimmyBo Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 This is by far one of the most EPIC and insane trip reports TPR has ever done. Oktoberfest looks amazing! and I'm so glad you documented everything that went on. This is so awesome. Seriously guys, this is the most I have been entertained on this site so far! Â Jimmy "Drinking a Sam Adams Oktoberfest just for you guys" Bo
BelizeIt Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 These videos and pictures your posting are Epic! Â Since there is a 'Big Mike' page I think were going to need a 'Paisley Piers' page or something, because he's going to have a lot of fans when this excursion is over.
fatdaddy Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 The Piers video's have to be included on the next Club TPR magazine, they may be the greatest thing Robb ever filmed.
jasondude125 Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 I loved the pics of castle Neuschwanstein. I'm very familiar with Mad King Ludwig and his castle obsession. I actually wrote a paper on that castle for my architecture history class in college. I didn't know there was some BGW inspiration from that castle. I did however know that Sleeping Beauty Castle in Disneyland Calif is insprired from the castle as well.
CorkscrewFoley Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 I too am a newly converted Piers fanboy. Now what i really want to now, what kind of beer was he drinking at first that looked likea lite version of Guinness? It looked tasty.
KevinM Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Robb, can you PLEASE make a 404 page for TPR that says: "Something terrible happened!"
dandaman Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Dear TPR, Â I was having a really crappy day today. I finally got home around 1am, and proceeded to partake of the video evidence of Piers' tomfoolery. Â I laughed. I cried (from laughter). I think I might have peed a little. Â Much obliged. Â Dan "Hannah Montana, she's GONE! She HATED us!" Smith
KrautWithAltitude Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Well, for me, I liked Piers a lot since the first time I met him, and still do, though we haven´t met for a long time. It is fun, yes, but also kind of an unsettling sight (like Elissa´s peeling wieners). Like Piers is about to make a fool of himself for everyone to see. The day might come he regrets having this posted. That, or maybe he just doesn´t care and never will. As for me, I´d be ashamed of myself talking to children like that, even if they were my own, and don´t think I never did. It is a good bit sad and pathetic besides all the fun. Just look at Elissa, she looks quite a bit underwhelmed to me. Maybe better think twice before you post more of this stuff ? I too like to have a drink or two (ok, eight) but I´d rather keep the outcome in private, it is just funny for the moment.
robbalvey Posted September 21, 2010 Author Posted September 21, 2010 (edited) ^ No offense. But please do not judge us like that. I do not appreciate it. You are insinuating we are being bad parents. And if you think that you do not know ANYTHING about us. Â Please read the disclaimer of this website. Â I just read this post to Elissa and if she's underwhelmed with anything, it's your comments. In fact, on the bus it was Elissa who told me "why aren't you video taping Piers???" Â -Robb "Not impressed." Alvey Edited September 21, 2010 by robbalvey
Jew Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 How Joey is even functioning at this point is beyond me - he drank 1 1/2 GALLONS of beer and was awake and coherent the next morning for the Castle tour... As for me, sorry I'm a cheap drunk - two and a half did me in REAL FAST.  Two things:  Joe also drank that much beer.  and...  We can still function because we aren't little bitches like you!
Ledgy Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Thanks for the great and funny update! Â Hope I will see you on saturday at the Oktoberfest! Â Have fun today!
Splash_Mountain Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Piers literally makes me want to sign up for a TPR trip. Â My favorite line when he was ranting about paying for a TPR trip and not being guaranteed a seat. Â "Oh geeze, we almost gave KidTums the Jager Coke!"
KrautWithAltitude Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 ^ No offense. But please do not judge us like that. I do not appreciate it. You are insinuating we are being bad parents. And if you think that you do not know ANYTHING about us.  Please read the disclaimer of this website.  I just read this post to Elissa and if she's underwhelmed with anything, it's your comments. In fact, on the bus it was Elissa who told me "why aren't you video taping Piers???"  -Robb "Not impressed." Alvey  Sorry about that, I forgot all about the disclaimer. I didn´t mean to insinuate anything about you and Elissa, I was all about being drunk and making a fool of oneself. Don´t get me wrong here, if you can. It is easy to get things the wrong way, isn´t it? If I believed you were bad parents, I would well shut up and not seek to meet with you. Yeesh! I have 3 sons of my own, and they hate it when I´m drunk, and I know and stay away from them, that´s it. Why make stuff up? Do I complain about you insinuating that I am an ignorant dork? Nope. So let´s get over it, I´m getting thirsty...
Powermage Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Awsome pictures of an even more awsome 'fest' I was there for the weekend, the Oktoberfest just rocks. Nice you guys know the dance of 'das Fliegerlied' it is just one of those 'Oktoberfest basics' you need to know
robbalvey Posted September 21, 2010 Author Posted September 21, 2010 Awsome pictures of an even more awsome 'fest' I was there for the weekend, the Oktoberfest just rocks. Nice you guys know the dance of 'das Fliegerlied' it is just one of those 'Oktoberfest basics' you need to know Well, to be honest that wad our local German friends!
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