robbalvey Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 (edited) Hey Theme Park Review Members! TPR's Middle America trip has begun! Over the next week and change we'll be visiting some of the best parks in the "Middle America States" including Nick Universe, Adventureland, Worlds of Fun, Silver Dollar City, Six Flags St. Louis, Holiday World, Indiana Beach, Six Flags Great America, Wisconsin Dells, and Valleyfair! Middle America 2010 Day One: Mall of America and Leslie Hall Day Two: Adventureland and Worlds of Fun (Part One) Day Three: Worlds of Fun (Part Two) and Lambert's: Home of Throwed Rolls Day Four: Silver Dollar City Day Five: St. Louis Arch and The City Museum Day Six: Six Flags St. Louis Day Seven: Holiday World Day Eight: Indiana Beach Day Nine: Six Flags Great America Day Ten: Wisconsin Dells With Bryan Day Eleven: Valleyfair! IntimidaTOUR 2010: Day One: The Tilted Kilt and Carowinds Day Two: Dollywood Day Three: Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge Day Four: Travel Day Day Five: Busch Gardens Williamsburg Day Six: King's Dominion Join us on our adventures by reading our regular updates in this thread, or follow us LIVE on Facebook here: http://www.facebook.com/robbalvey Today was "Day Zero", meaning our arrival day. Most of the group came in today and we took some time to do Mall of America and a few "un-official" rides at Nick Universe. Enjoy the update.... How many bags does it take for a TPR trip. KidTums is crashed out for the red eye! Weeee're Heeeere!!!! "I'm so hungry I can eat at Arby's!" This airport even has a MOOSE! And once again every airport in the world is nicer than LAX. This shuttle will pick you up from anywhere in the world! It's our "un-official" early day at Mall of America! This one is for the Spongebob fans back at the office! This could be the most awesome themed Frog Hopper ever!!! Our little frog hopper enthusiast loves it! KidTums gives it two hands up! KidTums thinks Spongebob and Patrick are just "ok" KidTums knows this is the REAL Nick Universe star! If you know the name of this character...EMAIL DAN NOW!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com we will send you a HUGE bag of crap!!! I don't think I've seen a chair swings ride with backwards facing seats before! Omg. Elissa is turning her into a credit whore!!! Nick Universe is TPR approved! I'm going to be seeing A LOT of this! "Where in the world are Robb & Elissa?" And now for a SUPER EMAIL DAN!!! If you can name ALL SIX Spongebob characters in this picture...the first 5 people to email dan will get a free TPR DVD!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com Rodent threesome! Mr. Turtle approves this photo! OMG!!! Video games from when I was a kid!!! Ok now this one brings back a few memories ... OMG! This thing plays Genesis, NES and SNES games!!! MUST BUY!!! Geeky video game accessory... PURCHASED!!! OMG!!! Nick Universe has a REAL Taiko No Tatsujin machine!!! Must play! Drum. Fatty! DRUM!!! Now you take a picture of the screen and get some free Japanese shit. "That's right! I'm in charge now! If you think that is awesome...EMAIL ME!" Mrt0ad13@aol.com "There's a party in my pasta...so yummy! So yummy!" "It's time to eat! Yeeahh! Yummy yummy!" Oh now that's just wrong!!! "Hi Eli!!! How's Savannah?" Ha! Ha! You don't have iPhones! Mmmm. I love sac! Yay!!! Jon Mountain!!! Jon Mountain actually looks pretty cool. Hey look Harry Potter fans.... ...no need to stand in line two hours for a geeky magic wand!!! Finally...a store that speaks to ME! I am in heaven!!! And now for the highlight of our day.... IKEA!!! "This is going to be more than awesome!!!" "Please come in... Without ho's" TPR takes over... IKEA!!! "The laiva minor are two longitudinal cutaneous folds..." Let's map out our plan of action... BOOB CREDIT!!! "I will take 10 of these chairs." We should do "Ikea word filter day" on the forum! "The brake run on Superman Ride of Steel was not very effektiv." Joey!!! For only $349. Pax moved on from roller coasters to furniture. IKEA even has something for when you come out of the closet! RATTA ATTACK!!! What exactly IS this??? Anatomically correct cat complete with nipples. Hooray!! Swedish fish!!! Even better! Swedish meatballs! "I'll take a fargrik of coffee, please." Hanno does his best German Beer Tent impression. Throw Irma From the Train. There's a Battlestar Galactica joke in there somewhere. Are Boomerang's even worth $3.99? Hooray!!! There is a shortcut to the green room!!! Hooray! Liseberg credit!!! Floor uplight...NOT! Ikea sure has a lot of balls. "We have top men working on it...TOP. MEN." Robb and two big 'ol bags o' balls!!! "To make Ikea even more awesome...they now have self-service checkout! Thank you Ikea!" We will have more updates tomorrow on Facebook...but for now...show your support for these TR's and HIT REPLY AND POST A COMMENT!!! DO IT NOW!!!! Thanks for reading! Edited February 10, 2011 by robbalvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Starr Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Haha, so awesome that you guys stopped at IKEA! I've been following live on Facebook, and I must say that the updates from your iPhone are looking really good! Keep up the good work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbrcace1234 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Mall of America sure has changed since I have been there. . . Hope you guys have a fun time out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiFan Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 That game store looks like it has a lot of cool stuff, I haven't seen a store selling NES games in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derek_lentz Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Are Boomerang's even worth $3.99? No! Clearly you get 8 of them for only $3.99! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerekRx Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Which came first, the Swedish word for "coat hanger" being bumerang, or Ron Toomer using said coat hangers to make the boomerang element? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six Flags Enthuseast Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 IKEA Seattle is just like LAX: Every other location of its type is better in every way! Awesome report! I went through MSP last year, but didn't have a chance to check out the whole airport or Mall of America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trustkill22 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Those meatballs are the best. I work at Ikea in the restaurant and I cant get enough them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeparkman25 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Have a great trip guys, I am jealous of your travels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atem122 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Looks like a great start to the trip report. Except...YOU MISSED A PRIME OPPORTUNITY FOR COVERAGE OF THE LARRY CRAIG BATHROOM!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moinab Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 ^Does it have a commemorative plaque? I had a lot of fun, trying to keep up with the facebook updates, yesterday. Almost like being there. Ok, not really, but that's what I'm telling myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Awesome, another set of trips updates. I love looking at these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saginawhxc Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I almost bought both the nes/snes/genesis system and the nes usb controllers while I was out there just a few weeks ago, but I got stingy and decided the money was better saved for my next trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pizza14 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Everything looks amazing... I think everyone has to admit that IKEA meatballs are truly amazing.. MOA looks so different before nick took it over. Great TR as usual. Any day now Kidtums will be the biggest credit whore ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Looks like a great start to the trip report. Except...YOU MISSED A PRIME OPPORTUNITY FOR COVERAGE OF THE LARRY CRAIG BATHROOM!!!! I don't even know what this means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Across_the_Universe Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I always enjoy seeing TR's from places I really want to go to. I've always wanted to go to the Mall of America and I'm glad you guys are having a great time. IKEA is another place I'd like to go to, just to experience it... (Also, there is a possibility of a chance of a slight hope that I might be able go on a TPR trip in 2012, depending on where the trips are!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Looks like you all are having a great time. See ya Tuesday! Woo Hoo! Guy "I had a panic attack just looking at the IKEA pictures." Koepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgwfreak777 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 The Award For Best Use of an Indiana Jones Quote goes tooooooooooooooooo: TPR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timberskara Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Looks like a great start to the trip report. Except...YOU MISSED A PRIME OPPORTUNITY FOR COVERAGE OF THE LARRY CRAIG BATHROOM!!!! I don't even know what this means. Yeah, old news really. Looks like a good start to a great trip! Of all the things I miss about living in MN, it would have to be: 1)State Fair 2)MOA 3)That IKEA. Have fun...and don't forget to eat some cheese curds while you're in Minnesota! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aslinterpreter Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Can someone tell me what day will be the Worlds of Fun day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstevet07 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Did you guys ride Spongebob? If so, did the lift hesitate a couple of times making it seem like it was gonna stop? We rode it beginning of July and it hesistated which freaked the wife out since its going straight up. Also, there is no way LAX is worse than Eppley here in Omaha. There are a couple of food courts, but other than that there is nothing. There's only 2 concourses for Omaha for a total of maybe 30 gates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 "I'm so hungry I can eat at Arby's!" One of my all-time favorite Simpsons quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raptor6 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 "I'm so hungry I can eat at Arby's!" I LOVE that quote from the "Lord of the Flies " episode of The Simpsons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure Impurity Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 It's so random... I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaleclectic Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Hey David! Savannah sucks right about now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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