Meteornotes Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 HOLY CRAP! (And I mean that in an epic biblical sense) This was the PERFECT send off to this thread. I am so happy we have a trip report to Holy Land I think I'm going to tweet them about it right now! Oh, and this photo... WHY IS THERE A SHARK!?!!? It's like the Dave Thomas version of the bible!!! I think we can all agree that my version of the Bible would be the most amazing thing ever. I am tempted to pay $45 to get into this place just so I can take an Ice Bat photo of this scene. That's how awesome it is. The perfect ending to this thread. You guys rule. Have fun in Vegas! dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milst1 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Classic. Great report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFChris Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Those Jesus cardboard cutouts really tie the room together. (Shameless 'Jesus looks like the Big Lebowski' plug). Always enjoy your threads, guys. Hope you start one for Vegas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Awesome send off to a great thread. Jesus land is full of win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philrad71 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 That was the perfect send-off...absolutely hilarious! And I loved the Mega-Lite callback from Dollywood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark549 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 The movie "Religulous" has a segment where Bill Maher visits Holy Land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgeboy Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I visited a couple of years ago. I am not exactly what you would call a believer, but I was curious. It was a mix of surprisingly nice, over the top, and insane. These were some of my favorite pics from my visit. I'm not sure I can single out my FAVORITE praise song. This was my personal favorite sign of the entire visit. 50% off, Praise the Lord!!! They look very happy about you leaving. It's no haunted mansion effect... I heard it's being built at the Creation Museum in Kentucky... try there. Apparently, this angle was overcome. It's pretty much how I felt my entire visit there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier148 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I remember Holy Land during our second Florida Trip. It was 1/3 beautiful scenery, 1/3 Jesus, and 1/3 cardboard wax fake animal goofy. The whole time there I imagined certain attractions replaced with rides. Like if the Scriptorium was instead a River Boat with a big splash drop at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gisco Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 $45 dollars to enter the park and no coasters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 $45 dollars to enter the park and no coasters. Really. You'd think that building a wooden coaster and calling it the "Holy Roller" would be a no brainer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier148 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Maybe they'll do a tie in with the new NOAH movie. Russell Crowe can open it up personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 ^As much as religious groups are protesting that movie, I wouldn't see it happening. Even if there was money to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philrad71 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 $45 dollars to enter the park and no coasters. And karaoke with no alcohol? Preposterous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djboss302 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 $45 dollars to enter the park and no coasters. Really. You'd think that building a wooden coaster and calling it the "Holy Roller" would be a no brainer. Or Jesus: The Ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountieUnderHideout Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I really hope that you did not pay to get in there! Miss you guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 $45 dollars to enter the park and no coasters. And karaoke with no alcohol? Preposterous! I know I'd have to be plastered before attempting Holy Land karaoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wily J Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 "Wait! Don't leave! Please? We'll let you kick a monkey." I can't remember if this was a caption for the Sanford zoo or Jeebus Land, but damn that's some funny shite. Still one of the best threads ever- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cparkes92 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 TPR's Twitter linked back to this, so I had to read the Holy Land report! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canobie Coaster Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 My girlfriend went to Holy Land and said it was a terrible experience. From your photos, I can see why she thought that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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