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There's this for Elissa:

 

 

 

And then there's this for Robb:

 

 

Fayetteville, GA, July. 11, 2009 -- What was meant to be a fun day at the local favorite, Dixieland Amusement Park turned into a nightmarishly wet experience when Robb Alvey of Theme Park Review fame wielded a loaded 22-caliber super soaker, claiming victims of all ages in a fiendish attack on the park's "Cast Away Bay" bumper boats attraction. Raining down upon his prey with an unacceptable amount of wetness, this massacre will go down in history as one of the wettest, wildest and most traumatic experiences in the twenty year history of the Fayetteville amusement park.

 

One well known figure from Theme Park Review, Dan Angona revealed during a post-event interview his true feelings about the incident. "It was water... Water everywhere! And it definitely was an unacceptable amount of wetness! I fled the scene at the site of that gun and those that fell victim to Mr. Alvey's assault have my condolences."

 

While the exact victim count or the names of those affected has not yet been released, Georgia locals wonder if this horrible incident is the first of many to come...

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Fayetteville, GA, July. 11, 2009 -- What was meant to be a fun day at the local favorite, Dixieland Amusement Park turned into a nightmarishly wet experience when Robb Alvey of Theme Park Review fame wielded a loaded 22-caliber super soaker, claiming victims of all ages in a fiendish attack on the park's "Cast Away Bay" bumper boats attraction. Raining down upon his prey with an unacceptable amount of wetness, this massacre will go down in history as one of the wettest, wildest and most traumatic experiences in the twenty year history of the Fayetteville amusement park.

 

This sounds a little too much like Dan. I should probably send an E-mail to confirm or something, huh?

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Famous?! I always thought they were infamous.

 

Robb and Elissa's extravagant lifestyle of jet setting around the globe visiting Theme Parks and exotic lands causes jealously, animosity, and envy among those who never leave their hometowns of squares ville USA.

 

This intern forces their obsessed dominions to stay logged onto TPR for hours on end.(As they try to live vicariously through Robb and Elissa) They despair as they begin to skip important meals as they try to sock away every spare penny they have to fulfill their gluttonous and lustful desire to attend a TPR trip.

 

The Alveys are famous?! I think not! (Several of the 7 Deadly Sins were included throughout this post)

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Famous?! I always thought they were infamous.

 

Robb and Elissa's extravagant lifestyle of jet setting around the globe visiting Theme Parks and exotic lands causes jealously, animosity, and envy among those who never leave their hometowns of squares ville USA.

 

This intern forces their obsessed dominions to stay logged onto TPR for hours on end.(As they try to live vicariously through Robb and Elissa) They despair as they begin to skip important meals as they try to sock away every spare penny they have to fulfill their gluttonous and lustful desire to attend a TPR trip.

 

The Alveys are famous?! I think not! (Several of the 7 Deadly Sins were included throughout this post)

 

Im now more confused than I ever have been, admittantly it doesn't take much.

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Famous?! I always thought they were infamous.

 

Robb and Elissa's extravagant lifestyle of jet setting around the globe visiting Theme Parks and exotic lands causes jealously, animosity, and envy among those who never leave their hometowns of squares ville USA.

 

This intern forces their obsessed dominions to stay logged onto TPR for hours on end.(As they try to live vicariously through Robb and Elissa) They despair as they begin to skip important meals as they try to sock away every spare penny they have to fulfill their gluttonous and lustful desire to attend a TPR trip.

 

The Alveys are famous?! I think not! (Several of the 7 Deadly Sins were included throughout this post)

 

 

This is so creative!! Very well said my friend. lol

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