AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - WEEK 8

[coasterdude5]

Sorry about the delay, folks. I'm doing this at another forum and I got my routine messed up by Fall Break.

 

 

AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - TPR SURVIVOR EDITION

 

THIS WEEK WE SAY GOODBYE TO socalMAN123.

 

Hello there forum goers, it is I, Mr. U. N. Owen. You may know me for killing ten people who escaped punishments for committing their own murders. Or you may just know me for being partially insane. But I know that you know how much I hate liars. Think about it for a second - liars ruin everything!

 

For more information:

http://themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=45020

 

You may know some of these people for their hilarious remarks... their quick-witted replies... or their random trip reports....

 

It is your job to decide who dies first! Hahaha! Fun, isn't it? Each week a new poll will be posted and you will ultimately choose who dies first and who dies last. Vote for who you want to die!

 

Here's a little information on the people I've captured:

 

Wes

Wes has been accused of supplying large amounts of PMW to patrons at amusement parks, and then coaxing them to go into restricted areas to get his hat.

 

mcjaco

Matt - Protector of EPCOT, dishes out pain with a pleathora of Eric Idle insults, binge drinking, and rides on Iron Wolf. Give him a skunky beer, and face a wrath of evil you'll not likely live through.

 

natatomic

As one of only 4 or 5 girls on TPR, natatomic is wanted for not putting out nearly enough, as should be her female duty. She is also wanted for questioning regarding rumors of being a Republican. It all makes sense, now, doesn't it?

 

Remember - vote for who you wanted killed off this week!

[natatomic]

Remember, a vote against me is a vote against vaginas everywhere.

 

Save me. Save the va-jay-jays. Save the ta-tas*.

 

*The GOOD ta-tas. Not Wes's freaky chesticles.

[mcjaco]

Down with the va jay jay!

[natatomic]

^Nope, sorry. You won't be getting down with my va-jay-jay anytime soon.

[chmilo24]

^You are the minority, and minoritys are never good. They get mad that they are left out and cause all sorts of havoc. For all we know you could be responsible for 9/11.

 

--Chris

[Wes]

I personally would rather battle a woman one on one, versus battle a drunk cubs fan who assaulted me at Epcot. So I say this week, VOTE OFF MCJACO and next week I will be able to take on Natalie and her tittie bombz.

[AllenA07]

Hard choice this week, but I'm going to be brave and vote off Natalie, her wrath doesn't scare me!

[TheRapidsNerd]

Ahh, the choices.

 

I have a deeper appreciation for Wes' humor and perspective. It's made me laugh MANY times.

 

I'm single again, so, even slim prospects with members of the opposite sex are worth considering. Plus it's fun being a shameless flirt, even if my real chances are nill.

 

And hey, how can you not love Epcot, trains, and a good beer?

 

 

Sorry Matt, but it's the end of the line for you. Follow your cell phone into the Great Beyond with my deep respect.

[DBru]

I have a deeper appreciation for Wes' humor and perspective. It's made me laugh MANY times.

 

Yes, but also think of all of the threads he has closed, the tasteless jokes, and all of the (crappy) members he has stepped on! I mean what is he trying to do, keep the forums clean and organized? This nonsense cannot go on...

 

Goodbye Wes. (Yeah...I voted for him...again. )

[TheRapidsNerd]

^ While true, it is expected that most people will play the revenge card here. Choosing the unexpected is more fun and keeps it lively, hence my vote for mcjaco.

 

Somehow, this all works into Dr. Malcom's Chaos Theory. This is probably also the part where mcjaco tells me to jump out of a moving vehicle to further illustrate the point.

[Airtime&Gravity]

Tough choice, but sorry mcjaco, your a Cubs fan, so you still get my vote.

[BelizeIt]

And then there were three..................

 

A Girl, A Tyrant, and A Drunk.

 

What a Motley Crew we have here at TPR.

 

Though I'm sure you're all equally worthy, it's the Disney Mod who Needs To Go!

 

Vote Wes!

[AllenA07]

Somehow, this all works into Dr. Malcom's Chaos Theory. This is probably also the part where mcjaco tells me to jump out of a moving vehicle to further illustrate the point.

 

If you start digging around in poop because of this thread I'm going to reconsider posting on TPR.

[spaceace12]

In the end, I have realized that Wes won't die, so I won't try to kill him this week. I want to see a mod vs. mod fight, so bye bye nat.

[Groteslurf]

Blind vote again : sorry Wes.

[krazekiddd]

Sorry Matt, but I want the final two between Wes and Natalie. I debated a while, as I was gonna save you since um, someone tried to take advantage of you in a jacuzzi last week (not me). Wait, that was you right? Crap, my stupid drunken haze won't let me remember all the way.

[Moose]

Remember, a vote against me is a vote against vaginas everywhere.

 

Votes For Natatomic.... Down with Vaginas!!!

[larrygator]

The Beer Phony shall die.

 

I now know you are really a lover of Fruity Drinks.

[Pufferfish]

I too am interested in seeing the fight between Wes and Nat. Sorry Matt, you just have to go this time. It is either you or Nat and nat has 2 things on her side that keep her in. Go boobs!

[Cameron]

I personally would rather battle a woman one on one, versus battle a drunk cubs fan who assaulted me at Epcot.

 

You forgot the best part, Wes .. He gets drunk on fruity Sorority Girl drinks!

 

Matt gets my vote this week (again)..

 

Cameron.

[mcjaco]

Sorry Matt, but I want the final two between Wes and Natalie. I debated a while, as I was gonna save you since um, someone tried to take advantage of you in a jacuzzi last week (not me). Wait, that was you right? Crap, my stupid drunken haze won't let me remember all the way.

 

That was me.

 

Once again proving that I am all loving to everyone. Wes is a hater of everyone.

 

You want him to live? For shame.

[bigstevet07]

The save the va-jay-jay line had me rolling, and it almost worked. But alas I am married and now the va-jay-jay is an afterthought. Sorry Natalie, but you gotta go.

[Kalepi_Konei]

Save the Va-jay-jay,

Save the world!

 

Down with Wes!

[kalvin]

I will save the Va-jay-jay and vote for mcjao.

[TheRapidsNerd]

If you start digging around in poop because of this thread I'm going to reconsider posting on TPR.

Lol! No, but I will remember to wash my hands before I eat anything. Washing hands is also a good way to prevent evil.

 

Can't wait to see who makes it through this round. This is really getting good.