braztaz Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 "I have a bazooka." "....Okay." "Once my hormones settle down, tissue sales are gonna plummet." From Kick-Ass.
Across_the_Universe Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 "I now declare this bridge open."-John Lennon in A Hard Day's Night (It's better in context: ) "I can't stare at that loop of Niagara Falls which has absolutely nothing to do with the Caribbean."-Mark in The Social Network I believe the technical term is a f**kload of boats!- Simon in Pirate Radio
beatle11 Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 Too many quotes in this scene to list. For those who haven't seen it, be warned, it's quite vulgar. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdL7N3wkpco
chemical_echo Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 The entirety of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But, if I were to pick one: "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
skitt2010 Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 I have the ULTIMATE movie quote, that will blow you all out of the water... (if it hasnt already been posted)... Dutch (Arnold Schwarzennegar): "GET TO THE CHOPPER!"
braztaz Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 The entirety of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But, if I were to pick one: "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" "Coconuts are tropical, this is a temperate zone." "Just as the swallow flies south for the winter, and returns in the spring, yet they are not strangers to this land!" "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" "Well a swallow has to beat it's wings 44 times per second to maintain it's air speed velocity. Am I right or am I right? So a 5 oz bird could not carry a 3 pound coconut, it's a simple question of weight ratios really." That was all by memory, is that sad?
ToTa8000 Posted July 9, 2011 Posted July 9, 2011 Everything in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. "Kick her in the balls!"
biomegaceu Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 "We can't stop here. This is bat country" -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
chemical_echo Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 Everything in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!
beatle11 Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 Your best? Losers always whine about their best.....
UrbanLegend Posted March 20, 2012 Posted March 20, 2012 Everything in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?! "I said lesbians! "
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Crucifixion? Out the door, line on the left, one cross each. -Life of Brian Set for pulsar level 5, subsonic implosion factor 2. (What?) JUST SHOOT THE DAMN THING!!! -Men in Black
jammy2by4 Posted March 26, 2012 Posted March 26, 2012 "I stopped believing in God when I realised it was 'dog' backwards." Neil, Inbetweeners Movie
imawesome1124 Posted March 27, 2012 Posted March 27, 2012 From Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Villager: "She turned me into a newt!" Bedevere: "A newt?" Villager "I got better." All villagers in unison: "BURN HER!!" Also from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!" and "I fart in your general direction!"
molemaster43 Posted March 27, 2012 Posted March 27, 2012 "SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP" "Maybe it's a tumor." "IT'S NOT A TUMOR, not a tumor." Both from Kindergarten Cop
rubysparkles Posted June 2, 2012 Posted June 2, 2012 "He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" Life of Brian "Why don't you make like a tree... and get out of here." Back To The Future "We had the chance but we were scared. We walked away. WE LIVED OUR LIVES IN FEAR!" Strictly Ballroom "As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." Gone With The Wind George Bailey: "What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary." Mary: "I'll take it. Then what?" George Bailey: "Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?" It's A Wonderful Life
SmokiesFriend Posted November 13, 2012 Posted November 13, 2012 "Take care of yourself, you and your body are going to be together a long time. Be good to it." -- Death Becomes Her A really good comedy with Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, Bruce Willis, and Isabella Rossellini.
SmokiesFriend Posted November 14, 2012 Posted November 14, 2012 Who is the moderator for this thread?
johnychen Posted November 14, 2012 Posted November 14, 2012 "Adventure is out there!" - UP! “Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things… and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.” –Walt Disney from the movie Meet the Robinsons
emilywatsons Posted November 15, 2012 Posted November 15, 2012 It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. - Dumbledore, Harry Potter.
jray21 Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) Who is the moderator for this thread? The moderators aren't assigned to certain forums, we just try to go through them all. In the future, just hit the exclamation point in a box in the upper right corner of the users post to 'report this post.' That way we will see it sooner. In honor of Thanksgiving: Neal: Where's your other hand? Del: Between two pillows. Neal: Those aren't pillows! Edited November 23, 2012 by jray21
DBru Posted December 18, 2012 Posted December 18, 2012 National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Clark: Since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of Grace. Aunt Bethany: What dear? Nora: Grace! Aunt Bethany: Grace? Ohhh...She passed away thirty years ago... Uncle Lewis: They want you to say grace.... [straining his face to mouth the words] The BLESS-ING!!! Aunt Bethany: Oh. [everyone at the table folds their hands in prayer and reverently bows their heads] Aunt Bethany: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands - one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Clark: Amen. National Lampoon's Vacation Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick! Ellen Griswold: Oh - we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake. Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude? Clark: Clark. Aunt Edna: I thought so. Whew! Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death?
Lightning9SX Posted December 18, 2012 Posted December 18, 2012 A couple of my favorites. I don't think they have been mentioned yet. "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!" Billy Madison "You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it?..." - A Few Good Men. "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this." - Dumb & Dumber.
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