a7x4ever000 Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 thought this might be a fun topic. lets see here now..... "Oops!" "Dont forget to duck!" "Be sure to hold that restraint in place!" and i'll leave some more open for you guys.
Jonathan Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 Here is one that I HAVE heard. "Folks just to let you know it is lightning out there, but if anyone wants to go ahead and ride, step on in."
coaster1 Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 "Welcome to Six Flags Magic Mountain" .. I think that's the worst before or after.
Rollerholden Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 How about "Oh crap!" or "Oops!" or "Re-check restraints" or *restrains go up* "Was that supposed to happen?"
MSLSM Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 "Insert ride-is currently experiencing technical difficulities. We apologize for the inconvience, and we are working to have the problem fixed as soon as we can. If you wish to leave, pleas do so in an orderly manner and do not jump over the railing."
XanderLee Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 Re-Check restraints? We say that all day, but okay.
a7x4ever000 Posted July 31, 2006 Author Posted July 31, 2006 hahaha *cell phone ring comes over the speaker* "Hey mate.... nah i got totally smashed last night......."
Wes Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 "Where the fuck am I?" --- "Yes Osama, everything is going according to plan."
Rollerholden Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 "Welcome to Six Flags Magic Mountain" .. I think that's the worst before or after. Haha that's a good one.
dandaman Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 "Your restraints have been unlocked on purpose. All clear, and you're outta here!..." Or... "For the love of God, does anyone have a 1/2 inch hex nut?!"
SuperGreek1562 Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 "Why is that big red EMERGENCY button flashing at me? Oh well enjoy your ride!"
IwantRevenge Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 "oh pretty red light, Blink.................Blink" "don't worry everyone makes it back alive....................Hopefully"
bgwfreak Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 Here is one that I HAVE heard. "Folks just to let you know it is lightning out there, but if anyone wants to go ahead and ride, step on in." I heard this at that same park. "Ok the brakes aren't all engaging, so you guys stagger every other seat so the train doesn't come into the station too fast." And I still rode it. lol
goleafsgo Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 " "Yes Osama, everything is going according to plan." hahahahahaa
a7x4ever000 Posted July 31, 2006 Author Posted July 31, 2006 i've actually heard this at sfmm "mhmhmmhmmhmhmhlblahblahblahblahmhmhclearmhmhmblahblah45yearsolfthrills...."
edboxer Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 Yes this coaster will scare the piss out of you, that's why the seats are yellow, it doesn't show.
MSLSM Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 " I'll start the ride as soon as I'm finished talking on my cell phone" -SFMM employee
CoasterFanatic Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 "... and thank you for riding Shake, Rattle and Roll"
MSLSM Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 "Are you sure the lap bar should be in the down posistion?" "Thank you for ridding Boomerang, sadly we ran out of asprin." 'I am in no way capable of opperating this ride"
Xxhershey818xX Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 " No I dont work here but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night"
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