gyjdnb Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 This is actually my first new topic, so dont think that i am a freak, but i found a magazine at my work (honestly) and i thought i have to post this. Now i hope i dont get in trouble for this, but, its too funny not to post, and this site does seem to love furry rodents and a bit of boob everynow and then. There is a 'sexpo' happening in Sydney at the moment, and this is their pride and joy. Its apparently a world first (who else would be brave enough to have one) and a proud Australian inventon. Don't think any park would turn their ghost ride into this, but 10/10 for inventiveness. Why the Gerbil though?? But as this is a PG site i dont think we could even hazard a guess. For all those who want to know more, here is a link to their webpage http://www.sexpo.com.au/newfs_syd_06.htm then click on the offending rodent!! I would love to see scene 9 "dildos in the darkness!!!" Maybe i will pop along tomorrow. Need i say more?? I think rob would like to take ellissa on this ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Oh my. Hold me. I'm frightened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 OH DEAR GOD!!! Trust us to come up with something like that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyjdnb Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 yes i am proud that i will become an aussie citizen in a few months. Us english are such prudes when it comes to sex. Good to lighten up a bit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Lemmiwinks: The Ride! [/south Park reference] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollerholden Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I don't think something like that could be in America. This is the closest many ACErs will get to sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Creepy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Does everyone remember Robb's caption (or lack thereof) for Barry & Ryan's picture on the UK trip? I think something like that applies here as well. www.themeparkreview.com/uk2006/oakwood/oakwood3.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas2 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 One word: sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillrider15 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 This is somewhat of a strange topic. Who would want to do it on a hamster ride? Am I supposed to be reading this stuff?.......yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astat Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Hmm, I wonder how many "credits"...nevermind I won't even go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerekRx Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Great, there goes next year's trips to Japan, Spain, and the Midwest. TPR is putting all those on hold in light of this new ride and is going to Australia, thanks to Elissa's influence and love for rodents and Robb's love for sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECZenith Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I'm a very opened minded person but even I've got to say that is some f*cked up stuff! I do have to wonder how popular the thing will be though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xX-Linde-Xx Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Who whats to get a POV? Just Kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Yeah Sexpo is just down the road from where I work, I don't think I am enough of a credit whore to ride a Gerbil coaster. I've never been to Sexpo but it would make a funny trip report, maybe not, got better things to do this weekend. But lots of hot porno chicks and a possible coaster credit, but I don't have a trenchcoat and I'm not a pervert. Has any of the TPR Aussie contingent been (and would admit to it)? It says in the ad in the newspaper it will be on in Brisbane as well sometime - Rabid reporting from sexpo, cmon Rabs we need a Gerbil coaster POV, I don't have a video camera so I couldn't do it anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECZenith Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 The ride looks like an electric powered ghost train, I'm pretty sure at least... not a coaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatFalafelGirl Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 That, is Hillariously fantastic. Although...it doesn't appear to have a lift hill...so i don't think it counts as a credit. Anway. that's great, thanks for posting it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I am wondering if it is a portable powered kiddie coaster, there a couple floating around Australia. I use Coaster Counter so it probably wouldn't count as a credit anyway even if it was a coaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electerik Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Okay, I was almost down with it...until this: Scene eight: Male ‘Bobbit’ scene (inspired by John and Lorena Bobbitt) WTF?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hercules Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 ^ I was just about to say that. Just the word Bobbit alone makes me cringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECZenith Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 ^^ Yeah... because the robots having sex thing isn't scary enough. "That's little bender!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisFL Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 There's only one word I can think of right now.... "ARMAGEDDON!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyjdnb Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 am glad that you guys laughed about it, was a bit worried what the reaction would be. It is rather bizzare, but after seeing what gets on during a lot of those park trips, i thought it was appropriate. And after just reading robs sex shop report from england!!!! This little old sex train is tame stuff. It is not a coaster- no credit there, no lift hill, its a powered old ghost train. All video cameras are banned- boo hoo, photos are allowed off all the stalls and shows that go on in the exhibition halls but not on the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 You'll have to do a Photo TR if you're going, maybe you could sneak a camera on the Gerbil ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the sound Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Only in Sydney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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