SharkTums Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 Ok, so with Robb on another continent, Joey agreed to come over and keep my company. Within minutes we found that the World Series of Darts was on ESPN!!! How awesome can this be...well, it was so great that we got inspired. We called up some more friends and were ready to start our own Tournament! Here are the photos! dartsforweb.mpg Download this video to see how much Dan sucks at Darts...it's awesome! Finally, we paid tribute to our Aussie A$$hole buddies. Thanks for reading! And we brought a SFMM employee over! So what else, we decided to put in porn in the background! Wow, Wes is getting friendly with that chick! Ok, so time to start the 2nd Leg...by now we had gotten kind of board though so we had to think of ways to 'spice up' darts... I totally won!!! And if you know how real darts is played, just being able to finish is really hard!!! That might not look like good throwing dart form but... Wes shows how awesome he is, Left Handed!! He does much better when he starts using his personal stash of darts! No wonder Dan sucked at darts (make sure to download the video below!). He throws the dart and it's instantly 2 feet above his hand! Wes finishes assembling his darts. So now we're finally ready to get started. Jeff would be proud of our Priority Mail Dart Board! So we walk over to Big 5 and make Joey buy us a dartboard! (While we continue to harass him of course!) Um hello..do you have dartboards? NO! LAME! Although his version was actually much funnier! Wes LOVES this movie. Now it's time to get down to business, so we need a Dart Board and Darts! First though, we harassed Joey. There was so much food, even Dan couldn't finish it all! Great Italian place on Lyons if anyone is interested! So next we were off for some food, because, well, you can't play darts on an empty stomach. Notice Wes driving us in true style! Another happy model! Hmmm, Sanitation Engineer, I wonder what that means he does for a living!!! Look how happy she looks to be making $8/hour being a Dart Model! The Dart Word of the Day was 'Madhouse'!!!
BeemerBoy Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 What's funny is what your initials spelled out in the score keeping notebook.
SharkTums Posted July 26, 2006 Author Posted July 26, 2006 ^Yup, you can thank Joey and Wes for that!
robbalvey Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 Well you guys certainly had more fun than anything I was doing in jolly jolly jolly old England! --Robb "Autobots Roll Out!" Alvey
Jon Sabo Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 I'm curious what his shirt said on the front. Did it actually say "Fucla"? Is that in reference to F** LA? or a moniker against UCLA? Darts are a BIG thing in Hawaii (for some reason). There are even contests to win food/beer, sushi/food and so on. You would figure betweeen the bars/beer drinking, Karaoke, sushi-eating and dart-playing that there is some sort-of weird combination to all of that. It looks like a fun way to kill the day at least. I would bet the heat was another reason to keep all activities indoors (a/c).
BeemerBoy Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 ^ I saw that too, and laughed. I'm pretty sure it's a reference towards his hated rival (and I use that term loosely). Notice the script is written as UCLA's logo.
SideWindZ Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 LOLDANUSUCK!! haha, looks like you had fun and lol at elissas face when talking in that phone
ParkTrips Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 Points to Wes for the Alpine. Joey's shirt rocks, I need to work that into the letters U-G-A Haha Dan sucks at darts. And life.
dsngiem Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 The porn tape was totally random, and utterly funny. JEW'D NC-17 Dart Porn hmmm..... i can't dl the video of Dan's aiming SKILLS
DerekRx Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 I'm just thankful you guys didn't turn on the TV and a gangbang was on, otherwise this would have been a really disturbing PTR.
Wes Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 ^ That scene was later on. Thankfully we didn't get a picture of that...or the peeing scene.
Ryan King Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 Wow...Im speechless at the fact I can play better darts then Dan! That looks like a game to play on the 19th! yay!
DerekRx Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 ^I'm sure if you're the target, Ryan, Dan will do his best to NOT miss!
Hercules Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 Oh man. The darts part was great, but did you really have to do the porn?
Ryan King Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 ^I'm sure if you're the target, Ryan, Dan will do his best to NOT miss! Hey Derek...DIE
Chaddyboy Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 young children may come to this site! i'm ashamed! but really, u guys use porn for background noise when u have company over? i have to say, i'm impressed.
downunder Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 I'll have to try getting some darts action going with my fellow backpackers when I am in LA next month. I may have to borrow some porn from the guys though.
Hattuchili Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Okay, let me see: food, supermarket, fun, darts and porn... WOW, it looks like you had a good time! --Sören
USRoadTripper Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 I used to date a professional dart player. Let the harassment commence! It didn't last very long, but he did manage to win me anything I wanted from theme park dart games! -Julie
Token Yankee Guy Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 question.... whats with the handicap thing on wes' car? Just curious.
SharkTums Posted July 27, 2006 Author Posted July 27, 2006 He kind of went insane after Arrested Development was cancelled and chewed off his leg at the ankle. It's not pretty, but he was really upset. Plus he has a cool scar to show all the chicks.
Token Yankee Guy Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 ^ hmmmm, sounds like a good reason to have the handicap thingy. I think all Arrested Development fans did something to their bodys to recieve handicap parking
Wes Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 I don't think of it as a handicapped placard, I think of it as my Blue VIP Pass.
Jew Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 I used to date a professional dart player. Let the harassment commence! It didn't last very long, but he did manage to win me anything I wanted from theme park dart games! -Julie Please say it was "Power." Any dart player with his nickname tatooed on his arm is awesome in my book.
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