Guy T. Koepp

I weep for the youth of M'erica. I blame Obama. GO TRUMP!

Don't know how accurate the video is, but it looks to me to go higher than the Star Flyer.

No! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Don't I wish! A man can dream.

That is the most popular rumor right now.

Awesome news Shane! Looking forward to visiting your park at the end of the month.

That's what she said.

My life. And I'm still on it.

I think I see another TPR inside-joke coming along. We're turning into the reddit of the coaster world. My life is one giant inside joke.

That's what she said. I approve this joke!

Just beautiful!

Rye Playland Dragon.

I believe my name was invoked 3 times. That's my cue. I'm kinda the Beetlejuice of TPR.

My friend's brother who works for Dippin Dots Corporate said he heard in the quarterly conference call that it's hitting 151mph at the base of the drop now. Fastest in the world baby! But is it open?!?!?! No. Why you ask? Because. #Itllneveropen

Oh, sorry, #Itllneveropen

It never ended. Just more people taking off the rose colored glasses. Viva La Revolution!

I never left. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Looks delicious Chuck. Great Trip Report.

Now I follow you. Thanky!

Any other sheeple waking up fron their drug induced cyber sleeps yet? Is the cool aid wearing off? Is reality setting in? Any one wanna come join me on the dark side? We have cookies. #Itllneveropen

Yes you cast your fountain of gold on every thread you touch. That's why it smells like a lockerroom Everyone on the tour bus is scratching their heads on this one. Might you elaborate?

I like to think I add instant gold to every thread I touch.

I think it sounds too close to jizz. Who would wanna ride that?

Usually the Tuesday following is pretty dead. Does anyone know when LAUSD lets out for Summer? If school is still in session, it will definitely be dead.

So great to hear that. I am looking forward to getting my rides in on it in September. Good time to be in Cali. Unfortunately I'm in Tteenneessee, and I don't think we'll ever get our new wood coaster running. But hey, some wood is better than no wood. Am I right!?