Guy T. Koepp

That thing is gonna look awesome at night. It would be cool to see it from another vessel just floating there in the air. I love it!

Much like my faith in Dolly, I don't believe! #ItllNeverOpen

And it's Los Angeles, so anything that deals with shooting is always a plus.

Yeah, that guy behind him is definitely in one of those, "Hi, RMC, Dollywood here. Yeeaaaah... ...still not working." conversations. #ItllNeverOpen

Clearly they are a dark ride themed to fake boobs. You get to ride your own personal scalpel as you travel through teh magic of transforming a boring, naturally flat chested woman into a voluptuous, perky, full figured sex machine! Guy"Fake boobs are the new real boobs." Koepp

Thunder from Down Under.

Anyone can sit in a SBNO coaster. #ItllNeverOpen

We have a boat ride where you float around in pink canoes. The rider has the pleasure of being the little man in the helmet. The ride cums to a climax as your canoe is penatrated by a purple dildo dock. So much fun will be had by all.

Newest word on LR... #ItllNeverOpen QFT! It's as if I coined the phrase. #ItllNeverOpen

Love the Derby idea. But it should be a horse racing coaster like the one at Blackpool.

Between work, USH, my plane flight from LA,Vegas, and Nashville, and the PREDS triple OT win at 1am last night I haven't had a second to come here to TPR since Wednesday evening. I'm playing catch up here. But, back to sex world!

I have been waiting for this park since I was 15! What took them so long?

Flight of the Hippogriff. USH! New credit! Whoot!

^Oh yeah! Seriously right! You should see the whole video.

^You don't know me well. I always go there. It keeps the masses on their toes. And the women happy.

I haven't seen any reviews for the strippers yet. Are they any good? How is their pole work? Are they young, old? C'mon people we want the skinny on the strippers.

Thank you for this. I wish more people would embrace their stereotypes. I'm German/Jewish, and I'm always conflicted about wanting to throw myself in an oven. But I've come to terms with it, and I'm OK now.

Those dummies were probably dieting! Yeah, they need to put a couple o' tubs of goo on that shiz. Then watch it spin.

^Tee Hee Hee! Cock!

Nice to see that they will at least keep the que as a walk through after they burn the rest of the structure down. Remind us all what we could have had. #Itllneveropen

^ & ^^I just hope the weather doesn't start getting rough. Or the tiny ship will be tossed. I'm quite sure if it wasn't for the courage of fearless crew, the boat would be lost. THE BOAT.

More importantly, BOATS!

Look at what was done to The Timber Mountain Log Ride, and the Calico Mine Train at Knott's. Those are beautiful.

I see that they skipped right over the stripper segment. I'm serious! What's up with the lack of stripper coverage. Stupid main stream media.

You are very kind sir. In response to your statement, yes, I do write. Mostly scripts and fun stuff for myself. Not to get too much off on a tangent, but I am currently in the process if releasing much of the stuff I have done on my YouTube channel. I have finally had it all digitized and am putting it up one or two projects a week. There is quite a bit of crazy coaster stuff that I once had here at the TPR store. I will definitely create a thread with links. It's weird shiz. But now allow me to get back on track. Where were we? Oh yeah. IT'LL NEVER OPEN!