Guy T. Koepp

Rollercoasters in the Mist. Kinda like Gorillas in the Mist. With much less Sigorney Weaver, and 100% less Gorillas.

Hopefully Legends launch will work out better than Lightning Rods. Do we know who GCI used for their LIM vendor?

^^Doubly agree! The vest hinders my ability to man handle the strippers. Wait! That seems to be a cost saving device as now they don't need to hire muscle to keep me from man handling the strippers! DAMN YOU CEDAR POINT! YOU THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING!

#pavelightningrod #neveropen #hadfaithlostitthanksdolly #idontbelieve #turnedtothedarkside #myprecious

By the looks of things, there are 3 guys currently working on the lift hill. And that top guy seems to be shooting us some pretty dirty looks. I'm thinking one dude in the crane, and a few more for ground support. Maybe one or two computer guys behind the scenes, and a supervisor. With the lead car positioned where it is, and the current Capricorn moon rising in the house of Mercury. The angle of the dangle is based on the ratio of caloric intake vs cal burned. The sun is West, Southwest which would put the hematoma angiona in a recipricol orbit. Calculating the dohickys response to the thingamajigs bite force, we can obviously deduce based on no pertinent or available information that this thing will never open, and they're just planting explosives and pyro to set the whole thing off in a blaze of glory! Perhaps they'll simulate some sort of lightning strike at the top to keep with the whole lightning theme. Now, that is only one man's highly educated guess. I could be wrong.

Straight outta Compton. NWA Hey! We want some Pu$$y! Luke Skywalker and the 2 Live Crew

^FTW!

Oh my Gawd! How did I not think of this?! GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! by Motley Crue

Stairway to Heaven.

DMSR by Prince! Cherry Pie by Warrant!

^^WAIT ONE MINUTE! The netting is gonna be stripper fishnets? Oh My Gawd! This is gonna be the greatest ride ever. First you get the eau' de stripper thigh sweat after the first drop, then you pass through a stripper peep show after the dive loop? How did I not think of this?! Next thing they'll announce, is that you pass through a replica of the boat on the final brake run. Valravn for the win! When I said this ride was gonna suck balls, I had no idea! Guy "Please let it work the shaft too!" Koepp

^^Let me be the first to call it then. This ride is gonna suck balls!

Me n' tha kids will be there this Summer. Looking forward to it!

Correct, also all the misinformation people are spewing. Nobody here knows what is going on behind the scenes - and everyone's speculation is nonsense. But Awesome!

Yeah, but it's gettin' there! If you all get that rumored giga. Forget anything else till you remove a ride or two.

You and I had a very different prom night. ^Same! Full power! Full time! If it don't make the hair stand up on your head, it ain't on!

No they didn't. MM named it F-U-L-L-T-H-R-OT-T-L-E and said that it was a YOLO kind of coaster as part of the promotion. They don't call it the YOLOcoaster. They call it a YOLOcoaster. There are many YOLOcoaster's and FT is not one of them. If I only had one coaster to ever ride before I died I wouldn't even be in California. Yes, THERE are many YOLOcoaster's that are awesome but only one that is actually named YOLOcoaster! Just so you know, I am totally typing out the name that Six Flags gave it.....YOLOcoaster! There is no coaster named YOLOcoaster. The YOLOcoaster thing is not ment to offend anyone. If someone's that easily offended then I'm genuinely glad that they're offended. I deeply apologize for having fun with a hobby that's completely 100% based on visiting parks who's sole purpose is to cater to people trying to have fun. Sadly you'll need to remove the stick from your A$$ before riding YOLOcoaster. It's considered a loose article and you'll need to put it in a fluffy, fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo. This policy should ringy dingy ding-a-ling dings a bell... it's the same policy as they have on WindexCyanide at Six Flags New England and on I'm too stupid to spell the word Apocalypse at Magic Mountain.

^Duuuuuude! It's California. There were probably 10 ambulance chasing lawyers waiting for each and every person as they exited the train.

I don't check this thread for one day and I come back to this! Welcome back.

^You make a good point. Perhaps the structure wasn't stiff enough.

^I see what you did there.

^Perhaps it's something in the wood that causes the LIMs to not work properly? Perhaps LIMs were never meant to be made out of wood in the first place. Come to think of it, wood isn't a good conductor at all. In fact, if high enough current is applied to wood, it catches fire. That's not good. In fact, being a wood coaster, I'm leaning toward bad. You'd think they would make them out of some sort of conductive material. Or better yet, magnets. That way they could use them to push or stop the train just by adding current in succession. If I was designing it, that's what I would use. But I'm no engineer.

^Dude, you ever had a stripper twerk with change in her g-string? A good one can fire a quarter at your head with lethal accuracy. And since the customer is usually at point blank range, they better be wearing protective eyewear. Paper currency all the way just to be safe.

I don't recall Prowler having problems with it's launch.

^Winning! If Magic Mountain hadn't wanted Full throttle to be called Full Throttle, then why did they have this word filter put on the internets to advertise their coaster as Full Throttle. It takes a lot of geek power to control the tubes like that. Full Throttle!