Guy T. Koepp

It's all CGI guys. Anyone with a crude working knowledge of Photoshop could do this. The ride will never open!

It's a ruse! It'll never open!

^Say hi to the buffalo for me. ^^The darkside has cookies!

Me thinks I need to add my brand of humor to the Vallyfair thread. Oh, and Strippers!

Orphan Rocker will open before Lightning Rod.

Good news! Cause I don'ts likes meh strippers with a grassy field. You gots ta mow that shiz. Keep it nice and well kept. There will be tons of bushes and trees. They'll be well trimmed I'm sure, but it won't be just barren. Totally agree! You gotta have a well maintained break run so the coaster knows how to get into the station. Know what I'm sayin'?

^Every coaster from now till the end of time is gonna open before Lightning Rod.

Thank you so much for not asking if it will be crowded and whether or not you should get a flash pass. Have fun! It's cause I'm a pre-cog dude. I don't need to ask redonkulous questions like that when I already know the answer. Ask me anything. I'll tell you. You may not like the answer, but I'll tell ya. Sent by the Monkeys flying out of my butt using poo as a nutrition source.

Good news! Cause I don'ts likes meh strippers with a grassy field. You gots ta mow that shiz. Keep it nice and well kept.

Fixed again. My 2 cents.

Looking forward to getting back to the Mountain on Tuesday. It's been over a year. Very much looking forward to finally getting on Twisted Colossus.

Squirrels make for good eats!

Guy, you can't give up on the strippers! How will they support themselves and their children? Think of the Children Guy! For the love of God, think of the Children! lol Sent from my XT1254 using Tapatalk I will never give up on the strippers! I support unwed mothers every chance I get. Besides, they are all needed for the grand opening of Valravn. But Dolly has got to do something miraculous for me to become a believer again. Sent from my MacBook Pro using brain impulses that move the muscles in my fingers

^Nope.

You all know what I think! I've joined the dark side! It'll never open.

^Sorry Mom.

GOOD TIMES! GOOD TIMES!

^Is the helix the most forceful part of the ride? Yes. But that stand alone element doesn't place it anywhere near many other much more forceful B&M inverts.

Did no one notice that he mentioned Silver Bullet as' "forceful as heck." When did this happen? I always thought of Silver Bullet as B&M invert light. When did they install said forces on in? I'll be riding it again next week, so I can experience these previously non-existent forces myself. I'm hoping you're right, it's been 2 years, perhaps they installed forces on it. I don't recall it going down for extended force implementation. Maybe they did it at night when no one was paying attention. I can just imagine all the daily park goers showing up one morning and freaking out about the drastic changes that Knott's did to Silver Bullet over night that suddenly made it forceful.

Only B&M could make forceless lap dances. I don't want B&M floater grinding. I want Intamin back that a$$ up, forcefull grinding.

What can I say? There's one born every minute.

Yes, and on that note, is there any word what will happen in place of removed Top Spin? A blogger posted pics of landscaping, lights, and sprinklers being installed so probably not anything in the short term. Personally I think Boomerang has run its course. They should remove it and put in a Euro-fighter style coaster. Dueling Screaming Squirrels! I have been waiting for this to happen. But realistically, an giant S&S 4D Free Spin would be a perfect fit for that whole area. Are you listening Knott's?

They use your strippers! lol Sent from my XT1254 using Tapatalk So it's true, LIM is an acronym for Lapdance Induced Megaboner! If that doesn't get the train up the lift, I don't know what will. Sent from my IPad not using Tapatalk, just my freakishly large sausage fingers.

Sweet, I won't be there till 2017.

Why are people still calling White People crackers? Cause' Racism. Duh!