Guy T. Koepp

I think the original post was referring to the fact that Flying Turns took 7 years to actually open after construction first started. Or did it?

Oops! I forgot. #Itllneveropen

Or is it?

^

I was there people. I had more faith than 1Mil Dwood fans combined. But I was hurt. Badly. Dolly tossed my dreams aside and deflated them with her 6 inch stilettos. Ask any long term poster to this thread how devastated I was. I stood up for her. I defended her. And how was I repaid? With torturous lies and deceit. I beg of you! Don't fall for the hype. It's a smoke screen. Her radiance isn't real. The cotton candy tastes good when you've drunk the koolaide. Remember, with rainbows come storm clouds, and with the impending storm comes floods, tornados, death and despair. The failure of Lightning Rod to open on time was that storm for me. But I weathered that storm. And I was changed. I saw the truth behind the veil. And that truth is... ...Itwillneveropen

^This! There are many billboards all over the Nashville area advertising Dollywood, with Lightning Rod prominently displayed. I have heard many families at my Karate studio happily making weekend plans to go ride the newest "rolly" coaster at the park. On Monday, I ask about their trip only to have them tell me, "It ain't runnin yet." Why? You ask? Cause, #Itllneveropen

What? Did they try and add a launch to it?

I would say Morpheus was correct. Sent from the Vatican using the tortured crying souls of every molested alterboy.

No.

MUST RESIST! Feeling love... ...so very charming. Can't... ...Not emotionally ready. It's not my time. No... ...no... ...NO! Whew! Dodged a bullet there. Stay focused Guy! #Itllneveropen

Sorry, I forgot. #Itllneveropen

CAUSE IT'S A FAKE! Y'all are starting to drink the koolaide again. Don't do it! You're just gonna get hurt.

That last picture of Dolly really makes me want to believe again. But you all know my story. Dolly cut me deep with this one. The rose colored glasses are off. I'm still wallowing in my pit of despair. Maybe one day, far off in the distant future, I can love her again. But for now, it'll be a while before I can join the flock again. #Itllneveropen

The 3 times I rode it a few weeks ago, I hated the VR. My first ride it didn't work at all, so I had to ride with a clunky headset strapped to my head in the dark. My second ride the VR worked, but was slightly behind the actual coaster movement and caused me to get a bit queasy. I ended up finishing the ride eyes closed with a clunky headset strapped to my head in the dark. My last ride was headsetless and it was great. The refurbed trains track much better and the ride is awesome as is. Twisted Colossus!

^There is no sanity! ONLY MISERY AND DARKNESS! #Itllneveropen

Any quote from Spaceballs is a quote I can run with! #TGIFsourcessuck #Itllneveropen

^Took them long enough. #Itllneveropen

TESTIFY! ^Oh, and thank you for keeping it 100 with the #. #Itllneveropen

If you've never had it, you'll never know the pleasure. #Itllneveropen

Thunder Thighs, The Ride!

Not me guys. I have been home all day doing pre production work for the Monkee's 50th Anniversary tour. I have witnesses. #Itllneveropen

Prepare to have all your hope lost! #Itllneveropen

Be what it may be. That is still an awesome figure. Go Knott's! Now give us our megalite damn it!

^^So glad to hear that. It is a nice start to healing my broken heart. But she has some mountains to climb before I will be a believer again. I feel like I have been her red headed stepchild that she hid under the stairs. Only to see the light of day when she would take me out to parade in front of the masses. All the other children would tease and taunt me. Call me a Ginger. Say that I was devil spawn. But still I looked up to her, through my rainbow colored glasses. I have taken the glasses off and am experiencing the world for what it truly is these days. Complete and utter blackness, pain and despair. Please Dolly! I beg of you. I'm not ready to be re-embraced by the light. Give me time to experience the darkness. Only then can I heal. And when I'm ready, I will ask for forgiveness. I only pray that you will have the patience to wait for me. I had a dream the other night that you looked upon me with childlike wonderment again, you took me as I was, a new and complete human being. And I slept in the warm embrace of your arms. STOP! See, It's already happening! I feel the conflict! I'm not ready! Shield me darkness! Shield meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! THANK YOU. #ItllNeverOpen

Totally! A log flume themed to squirters. Called the Gusher.