Guy T. Koepp

^You should totally go into theme park management.

^I totally see it happening just like that.

So that makes me a tits,ass,vagina & Stripper enthusiast. Yay for me! I've just been able to classify women as a hobby. I need to go tell my Wife and Daughter. They will be so pleased to hear that their gender has sunken to a new low of objectification.

^Yeah, did I miss something?

Now, does this account for people who re ride? I ask because in theory you can only count a persons first ride as rider. Between myself, Alana, Jarett & January, we have amassed over a dozen rides each. That's probably close to 5 or 6 full trainloads. Is this figure based on just seats filled? Cause that would account for approximately 100,000 launches. Or have they actually been able to calculate each individual, whilst extracting the rerides. Knowing that most riders, even GP will ride more than once. Cause that would be impressive. I'm guessing, and I could be wrong. Paula, feel free to correct me if I am. But the actual number of individual riders is more close to half that amount. I'm guessing it's seats filled. Which while impressive, would negate the actual number of first time riders. I'm thinking the statement should be that, "Tomorrow HW will launch it's millionth passenger on TB." Because using the term passenger, accounts for the seat being filled while not personalizing it to an individual. Regardless, Kudos Holiday World! You have amassed a great tally, on an awesome ride! This is a cause for celebration! Drinks are on the house!

^^Must be nice to have that kinda liquid assets.

The bastard red headed step child of the Beast.

I remember standing and watching while you and Mike rode. There are pictures somewhere! Did you capture the majestic crimson waterfalls flowing from my ears?

^And it's more funny cause it's you being you Chris. And for that, I thank you!

Yeah, I rode it once. And not once every time I visit the park. Just once. I'm good.

^is it really irreverent Chris? Cause I like my streets like I like my humor. Very irreverent.

^I'm sorry for your loss.

Ooooooo! Cobra Wine! With hints of King Cobra Venom. For that extra hallucinogenic feeling.

Indy - Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes. Sol- Mmm, Asps! Very dangerous. You go first.

What are you talking about with lightning rod? Rode it yesterday lol I'm sure you did.

^^This statement boggles my mind! Have you ridden one yet? Not only are their rides visually stunning, but each and every one they build seems better and more amazeballs than the last. And NTAG was incredible to start from. Wildfire is just a new cherry on top of an incredible sundae of coasters that they have already amassed. IMHO, Storm chaser, the baby of the RMC family is probably in the top 3-5% of steel coasters in the world. Still sad about Lightning Rod having to be torn down though. But it looked incredible on paper. Probably a top 5 woodie at worst. Thinking it could have been an easy #2 or #3. Too bad we'll never know. Looking forward to getting to Kolmarden one day and riding this beast. It looks amazing!

I now have a good idea where I will try to relocate my family for a few years if Drumph gets elected.

Storm Chaser. Yesterday. And wow! Is it amazeballs!

Between lightning Run and Storm Chaser, KK has an amazing coaster 1,2 punch. Lightning Run is a compact ejector beast. And the trick track double up on Storm Chaser is insane! I for one can vouch that it charges into the break run. And what a difference the ride makes from front to back. Both intense, floaty, ejector craziness! I was overwhelmed at how these rides complement each other. Hopefully KK can fill up that dead walk getting back to Storm Chaser with a few nice flat rides and some creative landscaping in the next few years. What a great little park this has turned into under its new hands.

I thought SoB was a M'erican Coaster Company creation?

Thank you for your completely unnecessary opinion Donald Trump Jr.

^GR is code for Girl Rockin'! I approve of this!

Can't wait to get on this bad boy tomorrow!

Simple. Screw Disneyland. Go to Knott's. Have more fun for less money. I have an already paid annual pass, and are going with a bunch of hot girls to Disneyland. It's going to be fun, regardless. We finally found another coaster enthusiast with their priorities straight. Hot Chicks>Any Coaster Hot Cicks+Rollercoasters=Awesomeness

Happens to most enthusiasts after experiencing the "Dolly Humps." *singing Her Humps, her humps! Her lovely lady lumps.