
Guy T. Koepp
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Dollywood Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to crispy's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
Carpe' Deim? -
Holiday World (HW) Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
^It's gotta be stiff enough to hold the restraint off your thighs. Even if the ride op tries to staple you. If you suffer from Peyronie's disease, you may be out of luck. A crooked member, while great for tha ladies depending on the angle, is no match for even the weakest of ride attendants. -
Holiday World (HW) Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
I like to work up a massive chubby before getting on any ride. That way it stops the restraint way before it presses down on my tender sensitive thighs. -
Lagoon Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to Twister II's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
^Yeah! Cannibal is pretty damn amazeballs! -
Kings Island (KI) Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
The wood shown in that photo is not of a high enough grade to be used for a wooden coaster. Neither was the wood for Son Of Beast. But you didn't see that stopping them from building that hunk of trash. -
Lagoon Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to Twister II's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
^Yeah Larry, I was so impressed by this park. Between it's great operations, excellent small park feel, and it's stellar coaster line up. I can not recommend it enough. If you're ever in the Great Salt Lake area people, get out to Lagoon. And if you're there during October, they're Halloween event is surprisingly good too. I had a blast. -
^Count me out as far as VR goes. I hope this is a fad that goes away quickly. The first time I tried it, it didn't work. The second time the video was slightly off from the ride and it made me queezy. The third time it finally worked, but after trying 3 times it completely lost it's freshness. It was already lame. I rode it 4 more times in the front row and enjoyed the ride for what it was. Me, and my 2 LA room mates deceided that the VR was a cheap gimmick. Good by VR, you won't see me crying when your gone. Don't let the doorknob hit ya on the way out.
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The last new Coaster in your Count
Guy T. Koepp replied to K1ngdaKa88's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
Storm Chaser! -
What Was The Last Coaster You Rode?
Guy T. Koepp replied to SharkTums's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
^As much as I love Outlaw Run, I feel like it is the coaster that was testing the waters of what RMC could do with coaster track if given the chance. It was an amazing leap in the evolution of coasters. I think comparing the two is like comparing apples to oranges. RMC had many limitations when they designed Storm Chaser. With that said, it's amazeballs! The trick track double up followed by the double down is one of the most WTF moments that I have ever experienced on any coaster. But I digress. This is a thread about what coaster I rode last. Not a thread about coaster comparing. And with that said. I look forward to riding Storm Chaser again tomorrow. -
What Was The Last Coaster You Rode?
Guy T. Koepp replied to SharkTums's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
Storm Chaser! This evening. Wow! This little ride packs a serious punch. I just keeps getting better and better. -
^So on the 4th, Knott's is for the retirement set, while Magic Mountain is for pedophiles. Never really thought of it that way. They should both use those in their advertising campaigns. Try to cater to two crowds that no other amusement parks cater to. Think I'll avoid both places on this day, and just stick to trying to blow off my fingers at home.
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Kings Island (KI) Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
There's a different term for you, Guy: Sex addict... which I'm totally cool with. Live it up, brother. Oh I do. Or do I? -
Knoebels Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
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What Was The Last Coaster You Rode?
Guy T. Koepp replied to SharkTums's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
^Yeah, I'm still waiting for one of these so called religious night rides. I've tried many times over the past 7 years. So far, Beast has yet to crack the top 50% of my wood coaster count. Day, or night. Sorry fanboys. Perhaps this August all this will change. But my expectations keep getting lower each year. -
Kolmården Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
This looks amazeballs! Even with all the problems this project has faced, they were still able to open it in a timely manner.