Guy T. Koepp

So does that mean we can talk to Guy anyway we want to? J/k Come at me bro! I'm fair game. Besides, I probably deserve it for something I did in the past anyway. I just put my big boy pants on, so I'm ready!

Where I'm from, people pay extra for that kinda treatment.

100% agree. Except in my case. I deserve no respect, cause I can barely be considered a human being. But that should go without saying.

I'm gonna be 50 in a couple of months, and # are totally my bae!

Very packed. And a big yes on the flash pass.

^It was awesome!

Said no woman, ever!

Love this idea.

It's OK Pontius Pilate, I mean PixelRush. Jesus was persecuted too. And he saved mankind. I embrace all the naysayers. And I gladly absorb all your hatred and malice. It helps feed the cold dark truth about the world around us all. The great veil that we all live in. I regret nothing, except that I was not able to shed a tear for the children. The children. We must always think of the children. For they are the innocent ones. Blind to the ever presence of dark and light. I weep for them now as mine time draws to a close. I close my eyes as the battle rages on. A battle between Heaven and Hell, of space and time. I will fight on, like a Valkyrie guarding the gates of Tartarus to not loose the Titans. I will fight on, even as the ones I fight for spit upon mine eyes and try to clip my wings. I will fight the good fight! Even for you PixelRush. Even for you. But mostly for the children. Cause' ya know, kids. #Itllneveropen

I was just going to post the exact same thing!! No! NO! Come to your own conclusion! Don't tap into my stream of consciousness. That's what they want! Think for yourself! Dig deep, find your own reason to not believe! Break free man! Break free! If we all believe what I say, then they can find a way to counterprogram, write new code to block the virus we are putting into the tubes. If we can collectively create enough counterviruses, they will never be able to out hack us. Write your own code man! Make it unhackable! When attacked, attack back! Build firewalls, then build firewalls for those firewalls. But always have an escape route so you can come at the truth from another direction.

First and foremost, Photoshop. Dollywood probably has a team of graphic artists standing by photpshoping people on to a train that they are then photoshoping into the tracks. After all the lies and deceit that they played with our minds and emotions about if and when it would open, I wouldn't put it past them to do this just to try and regain our trust. If only to dash our hearts to the rocks like a cliff diver at extremely low tide. Don't fall for the hype people. There is nothing anyone can say or do to make me believe that this ride is actually operating until I can actually climb in and experience it for myself. Even then I will have my doubts. Afterall, with the progress of hypnotic drugs and realtime VR experiences, how do we know that they arn't somehow tricking us in to believing something that doesn't even exist in reality anymore. Much bigger hoaxes have happened in our world that people still believe to this day. Orson Wells raidoplay of War of the Worlds, Roswell, Alien Autopsy, JFK, Apollo Lunar Landing, Lightning Rod. C'mon sheeple, how are you all fooled so easily in this day and age. How do we even know we exist? Perhaps we are just billions of streaming consciousness all plugged in to the same digital pipeline. And some of us are doubting the superprocessor that is controlling out thoughts. I don't know about you all, but I've broken free. I see the reality. I'm no longer breathing some sort of oxegenated liquid in a pod in a human cloning farm. Break free people! It's all an illusion. The really real world is a cold and ugly place where Dolly, Herschend, and RMC don't give a crap about you! They relish in manipulating your emotions. Wake up people! Wake up! #Itllneveropen Because it probably doesn't even really exist.

Especially with the fact that they may actually let a few people on it tomorrow and a chance of opening Tuesday/Wednesday looks good. You all tire me. The only problem with this kind of optimism is... Blah. blah, blah... ...wait for it... ...Blah, blah, blah. #Itllneveropen

1400km, that's like, what? 10 miles? Doesn't seem unreasonable to me. I've driven 10 miles to get a Wacky Worm credit. And I don't know how you feel about Wacky Worms, but I would put Wildfire slightly higher than a Wacky Worm kind of intense adrenaline rush. And I do loves me some Wacky Worm.

You know what the NRA says, "The only way to stop a crazy bad guy with a gun from killing people, is a crazy good guy with a gun who accidentally kills innocent people with his stray bullets all while trying to kill the bad guy with the gun."

Only problem with this train of thought is... ...wait for it. WAIT FOR IT! WAIT FOR IT!!! #youobviouslydontreadtheseforumsanddontevencomprehendhowpettyandinsignificantthetruebelieverscanbe OH Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd!!! #Itllneveropen

Welcome to the Club of Fury-ous Bliss! Oh, and I forgot! The pre show is amazing. If you haven't seen it yet, it is a must see. Be sure not to miss!

Fury 325 this evening. Think I may have a B&M finally crack my top 5 steel. I really liked it a lot. Also, I have no idea what B&M is calling this element, but it is an amazing feeling from both the front and back of the train. It's a weird 90 degree dive. I absolutely loved the feeling it gives.

Very pleased to say that it was Fury 325 this evening. What a great ride. I'm thinking a B&M might actually crack my top 5 steel.

They're just baiting you all. Prepare for the heartache and tears! #Itllneveropen

That looks amazeballs! I can't wait to get back to Epcot and ride it! Gotta say I was a bit disappointed by the lack of nudity. Was hoping it would have followed the story a bit closer. But aside from those two little quibbles, it looks amazeballs!

There can be only one hashtag. #Itllneveropen

Thank you all for keeping the faith that Dolly and RMC will just keep letting us down. And thank you all for keeping your eyes open for obvious camera trickery. Any noob with remedial photo shop skills can put a coaster on a track. #Itllneveropen

This makes Guy sad.

In answer to your first question. #Thatllneverhappen Because... ...wait fo it... ...wait for it... #Itllneveropen

I loves meh tha Swedish chicks!