Guy T. Koepp

Or as they say The Valravn. Adding The to the front of coaster names really is one of my park pet peeves. What about The Beast or The Voyage ? Rides that officially have "The" in the name. Then you would call them The The Beast, and The The Voyage.

Totally looking forward to a blacksnake backlash.

I think JJ Abrams took that one.

Fear not missing anything. The ride will not open! You all are just blinded by Dollys radiance. I feel for you. I've been there. You don't have to think, don't have to worry. Life becomes a wash of rainbows, butterflies, unicorns, and magic. You feel nothing but the love. It truly is a magical feeling. Just open your heart and let her in. Then it happens! The childlike wonder and magic will be ripped from your heart like a bird of prey laying waste to it's helpless victim. Your hopes and dreams are trampled like Mufasa in a Wildebeest stampede! A cold black cloud engulfs your soul as the last breaths of fresh air are forced from your lungs. Finally the painful truth seeps into your bones like an emo teen contemplating the stark realities of life. It will never open. It will never open! IT WILL NEVER OPEN! And then you crawl under a rock and die alone, with a rock on you, a cold, grey, smoothly rounded stone. With moss, and some marbling. Maybe a crack or two. And it's raining. Cold rain. Just on the verge of icing, but still wet. And nothing grows around you, just dead grass. Cold, wet, yellowing, dead grass. That releases a fog from the earth as the cold wet rain touches it. A pea soup thick, off white fog. The kind that brings forth the undead. Stinking, rotting, shambling undead. That sit on the rock, in the rain, on the grass, in the fog. What do they wait for? To mock you as they watch your soul rise from your decaying corpse. That was under the rock, in the rain, on the grass, in the fog. All this sadness happens because... ...it will never open.

A lot of hype for a big bonfire. I'm just sayin'.

Twisted Colossus!

^Read back a few pages.

C'mon sheeple! Any ILM hack could CGI that. You all are drinking the Cool Aide! And we all know just how reliable the guys at Coaster Crew are? Between them and the Dippin' Dots Guy, every park from Disney Sea down to your local FEC shoulda had an Aqatrax by now. Dollywood and RMC WILL probably never work in this industry again. Look at Intamin. After the train wreck that was Top Thrill Dragster. What have they done recently? EXACTLY! You all know what I'm sayin'.

All I'm sayin' is, Dollywood brings the disappointment. We all know it!

^But be warned, it's new technology. It probably won't work either.

^It's not the video player. It's because there is nothing to show. It's not testing! Dollywood has fail us all! Word on the street is that they're turning it into a oversized LIM launched ropes course.

I thought TC downtime was right in the middle during the second lift. Cause it was pretty balls to the wall through the entire coasting portion up to the breaks.

^But I thought Ride of Steel was at 6FNE? Even #2 El Toro is at 6FGAd. Those must be some awesome good web cams. I gotta get me one so I can see all the way to the East Coast.

Anything that can't play porn should be put out of it's own misery. And I include the Duggars in that statement.

The reason why those videos won't play is because they're fake. This ride is currently being carefully dismantled so that they can move it to the parking lot, build a huge pyre, and torched when Dolly gets there on the 6th. It will be Dollywoods answer to burning man. I may actually go for this. Pave Lightning Rod!

^Is it busy in the rest of the park?

^I don't think the state really takes height in to account when safety is a concern. Sent from my unclean Appelbee's using a cranky, sexually starved, 18 year old, dumpster diver.

I'm thinking the media totally misquoted PR. What they said is that they gave up on it last Friday and that demolition will start in the next few weeks. Sent from the puss filled zit on the wart on my big toe using a home remedy of ginger weed, cabbage juice, and juicy rabbit sharts.

I've had me some of this Canadian Pie. And, dare I say, it was very nice.

Maybe it's The Boat's off spring!! Or possibly it is it's off Fall, or off Winter. But definitely not it's off Summer. Cause that wouldn't make any sense what so ever. Oooooooo! Perhaps it's Son of Boat! No, no, I need a better word for it. Hmmmmmmm... ...what one word could I use to describe something that is born from something else. Meh, it doesn't exist.

Like I said. It'll never open. Let the deconstruction begin.

That indeed is a boat. But it is not the boat!

I SEE THE... BOAT Still dont see our strippers Fear not my friend. You can put the girls in at the last minute. Strippers know what they're doing. All you need is to give them a pole and play "Girls, Girls, Girls!" by Motley Crue. They will do the rest and bring the magic.

I will be there Tuesday as well. Very much looking forward to my first rides on Twisted Colossus.

You all are drinking the cool aid. It'll never open. And I'm not the only one who is disappointed by this. Just a warning, even world leaders have a tendency to swear a bit when their vacation plans get ruined. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqlW3x--7-4&feature=youtu.be#t=2.574875