Guy T. Koepp

Sorry, forgot. #Itllneveropen

You hear their both hiring is doing what? They are Special Effect Houses. And they're always in the market for good CGI artists.

My name is Guy T. Koepp Ohana, and I approve this kind of establishment.

Nice CGI. You should go to work at ILM or Weta Digital. I hear their both hiring. #Itllneveropen

Y'all are drinkin' the Coolaide. Prepare for more disappointment in 3,2,1... #Itllneveropen

We can all sing Coom bye ya together with our new puppies. #Itllneveropen

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not Boomerang! First Lighting Rod now this? F!@kYou world! What horrors have I committed? I mean... ...I'm not the pope. But I ain't Hitler either. Time for me to crawl under a Knott's rock and become Guylum of Buena Park.

I am looking forward to riding my first B&M giga on Sunday. How have Sunday's at the park been? Should I get a fast pass?

Yes. This is what happens when you show enthusiasts burly men touching coaster parts. Don't forget the puppies! #Itllneveropen

The main reason this ride will blow Lighting Rod out of the water, is because Lighting Rod... ...#Itllneveropen

Sorry cheap meme maker don't do Hi-Res. I'm glad you enjoyed it. puppies make all things better. Yeah!

Any chance we might be able to do A CLUB TPR hammock camp up there during a trip? I would love to spend the night nestled in a hammock hanging from that turnaround.

^^^I love it! Any way I could get a Hi-Res version emailed to me? I want it as a poster for my office.

Yeah, it's been pretty crappy down here in Ft. Meyers too. Sun just came out a little bit ago. Doesn't look like it will last long though.

Man card? Man card! Don't gimme that. I eat man cards for a snack. I crap more man cards than most men have to give in their lifetime. Then I eat those crapped out man cards as a topping for my man card snack. A real man can appreciate the awesomeness of a Pug Puppy getting stuck in a toilet paper roll. But it takes a really real man to look beyond a nice rack to appreciate said puppy stuck in tube. That is why I take your man card, eat it, crap it out, spread it on another man card and eat that. And! After all that, I still have the cajones to boldly say... ...Itllneveropen Oh! That noise you heard. Was me dropping tha mic!

As much as this pains me to say. Sweater puppies don't count. In this instance. For every other instance, they count. They count big time! And those count more than others. But in this instance, and against my better judgement, sweater puppies don't count. #Itllneveropen

I want my f^@k!ng puppy too! I was the one who stood up for her when everyone else was on the doom and gloom train? Then she ripped my soul apart like a death eater on crack. I lost my faith,crawled into the cave to lick my wounds and came back as the bearer of all things painfully besmirched. I now carry the cross of abandonment and lonely dispair. I bear this cross! I bear this cross for you all! So I ask you? Where's my f^@k!ng puppy! And it better be cute too. Like a little Pug puppy that get stuck in paper towel rolls. Not a f^@k!ng Dalmation. Ugly flatulent beasts! #Itllneveropen

Probably the most reliable source we have seen yet. #Itllneveropen Sent from my iPad deeply inserted in my anus using elbow length rubber gloves.

Me thinks not. KI is a much more family friendly park. Not the rampant adult thrill seeker that CP aspires to be.

^I think it's definitely a clue. That's it! Wingrider! I'm callin' it! Firsties!

Ride builders don't just give up on rides. It's not like RMC said, "F it, it's good enough. It's Dollywoods problem now." RMC and the management probably came to an agreement that RMC had fulfilled their contract. Now Dollywood is tweaking the ride to their liking. Or, as is more likely the case, getting ready to burn it to the ground. Either that, or their changing the name to America's Orphan Rocker. #Itllneveropen

Oops, sorry, I keep forgetting. #Itllneveropen

You ask the trains very politely to slow their roll.

Welcome to the pit of despair! #Itllneveropen

All those poor people there to ride Lightning Rod. #Itllneveropen