Guy T. Koepp

^It's never too soon.

I just like the word plunge. It feels dirty. Kinda like the words juicy and moist. I like feeling dirty.

Where's that ride?! If you have to ask, you've never ridden it.

Anal plunge.

If it's a platinum pass, yes it works. ^Is there any other kind of pass? Edit: All registered! So glad this trip works out for me. It's been a long time since I've been to a WCB. Totally looking forward to it.

This might be a stupid question, but it's me, and stupid is what stupid does. With that out of the way, does my CF season pass = A Knott's season pass? I'm going to purchase tickets tonight, I just want to be sure I purchase the right ones. Please feel free to let me know how stupid I am for asking that question, and feel free to insert sarcastic remark about my mentality all whilst answering said stupid question. I thank you in advance and look forward to your candor. Loves! Guy

^Can't wait! Thanks for the pictures Joey!

^Personally, I think the ramp jump over the lake of sharks will be the best!

^^I will not stand for this self shaming! You're not fat! You're pudgily adorkable! And you remember that!

I have that effect on a lot of people.

^That's cause I bring tha magic!

SANTA! STOP JUDGING ME!

^ I LOVE LOVE LOVE the casting on this. My biggest concern will be how watered down and sanitized it will end up being for network television. It is my hope they do 2 versions. One for the network, and one for Netflix, or basic cable. I also hope they don't try to add new songs, or other stupid Sh!t to it like how they did with that Gawd awful Grease version we got a few months ago.

^Why is that a Guy post? I don't like older women. Or Grand Cougars. Or Grugars. I like Strippers. Not Grand Strippers. Or Grippers. So I would definitely not Ogle Granny, or Ogranny. Now if Granny was 21, Swedish, and a Stripper, then yes, I would ogle her. Or Swestrgle her.

I think Prozach and Tykunkel are a couple of pussies! Blood was in the water! The gauntlets had been throwed! Lazers were shooting from their eye mouth holes! Then nothing! You all were like, "Oh dude, my bad. I didn't mead to throw that sand in your jock strap. Can you ever forgive me? Let's go down to the Dairy Queen and share a Peanut Buster Parfait." I woulda been all, "Yeah! Yo mamma's so fat when she sit around the house, she sits AROUND the whole house!" And people woulda been all, "Oh Snap! He was talkin' bout you Mamma!" Then I woulda ended with a double open hand to tha groin and a hearty, "Suck it!" Then er'body woulda been all, "Awwwwwww Damn! He just dropped the mic on you A$$!" Then I woulda gone radio silent! ..................................................................................................!

Dude! The gloves are off!

^I actually think they did a complete redo of Legend. I was there on Thursday and found it to be the best it's ever ridden. However, I completely agree with you about the laterals. It's brutally uncomfortable through the helix and could use some nice banking. I also thought the Raven was running awesome. It looked like they had done some nice work on it in the off season and it was much improved since last year. As far as the Voyage is concerned, I think you are being incredibly generous with your critique. IMHO it is now unrideable period! and as far as I'm concerned, absolute crap. There is no moment that it doesn't jackhammer. It is jarring and violent from beginning to end. It went from a good coaster when it first opened to an alright coaster in less than 5 seasons, then from alright to I'll ride it once to see how it's aging in the remainder of it's life span. Unless it gets a complete RMC Topper or Iron Horse retrack, I will never get on that coaster again. I've never gotten off a coaster before and been upset or angry because of the way I physically felt. It put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day. I was taking Advil and Tylenol well into yesterday evening just to compensate for the low grade headache that I had been having since getting off it Thursday afternoon. That's not the way I like to spend my day at a park. Or subsequent days regretting getting on a ride. I would probably rank it down at the bottom of my wood coaster poll along with Mean Streak, the Old Texas Rattler and Rolling Thunder.

Raven, Holiday World.

You rang? what seems to be the problem here in this thread that you have summoned the Beast?

There's two in Pigeon Forge as well. One at the Island and another near MagiQuest Nah, that's Mellow Mushroom. I'm not sure if what Guy is talking about is legal. Mellow Mushroom, Magic Mushroom. You say potato I say French Fry. Same cap, different outcome.

They have a Magic Mushroom pizza up in Gatlinburg. I loves meh some Magic Mushroom!

I love it when people hit on me in front of the wifey. Shows that I still gots tha Magic, and she needs to up her game to keep me interested. So far, she never fails to dissapoint.

Paula is going to be so disappointed in you kids. 1st and foremost, it's me! Get used to disappointment. ^ See! It works. I'll be at the parks next week. I'll document a photo tutorial.

You're just now coming to that conclusion?

I've eaten pizza pie too! And it was tasty. No anchovies.