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Guy T. Koepp

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  1. Great TR Jimmy! I feel I must accept full blame for your ribcage issues. You know why. And for that, I am internally sorry. See what I did there. I used the word internally as a pun for eternally. Because I think I inflicted permanant damage to Jimmy's internal organs, while at the same time being extremely sorry for doing the damage in the first place. Comedy people! It ain't easy. And JimmyBo is a master! Guy "I see your butt." Koepp Sent from my testicles using my penis to hunt and peck on my keyboard.
  2. ^That looks much nicer! Should be a nice fun coaster.
  3. ^Was there ever any doubt? Bette is a Goddess!
  4. Baby Walrus>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>VR Kraken!
  5. ^1 reason 2 hands. Your logic would equate to a nice ass being 2 reasons as well. But again, 1 reason, 2 hands. Now if you include both tits and ass as the 2 reasons, then I completely agree, as you can have one hand on each reason working your way back and forth between the 4 reasons in total. See my point. Speaking of point. Cedar Point.
  6. OK well now we are going to make this a thing. From this point forward, anytime you come across some rankass enthusiasts, refer to them as pirates. Ok, everyone? We're gonna make this a thing. I'm on board. As much as I am down with this, I am always reminded. "Stop trying to make fetch happen! Fetch won't happen!" Mean Girls 2004
  7. ^When you're playing with wood, you never go full 90.
  8. ^Bacon isn't a holiday. It should be! But it isn't. Thanks Obama!
  9. I don't think Mean Streak is gonna break any height records. I think you're gonna get a double dip into the first drop, kinda like Lightning Rod had before it got torn down.
  10. I think someone should call a specialist as that erection has lasted for over 10 years.
  11. I believe the erection process was reinforced concrete.
  12. They're called ejaculating penis mountain. And they do amuse.
  13. Definitely looks like there will be some sort of drop out of the station. Is it possible that SDC could be getting some sort of a Helix clone?
  14. OMG, this is gold I had a good laugh over this. Guy, you can't miss! Send from a rounded rectangle probably made by little slave kids. Comedy! It's the gift that keeps on giving. Sent from rows of text covered squares via rapid tapping of my phalanges
  15. I too am a Picasso face! Sent from the primary motor cortex in my brain via electrical impulses to the muscles in my hands
  16. If your eyes and ears are to the ground, you won't see or hear anything. And how can you do both at the same time. My eyes and ears are on different places on my head. When my eyes are to the ground, all I see is ground. If I put one ear to the ground then I can see one way or the other depending on which ear is to the ground, and my other ear is straight up facing the sky. Sent from my Macbook Pro using a keyboard and a optical mouse.
  17. Yes. Stay off the wheel seats. I'm not a huge Beast fan, night rides are more than the day rides, but overall, I find the whole thing kinda meh.
  18. ^Alas, it appears you hath... you know what... ...nevermind.
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