Guy T. Koepp

Absolutely pure genius Wes! Your video was of epic magnitude! It was your "Schindler's List" your personal "Citizen Kane". That was truly RDA to an extent that has never been achieved! I bow to your superior intellect. I have been humbled in your radiant glow! You have achieved god like status! Oh! The trip report was pretty good too. Guy"I'm not doing it right!" Koepp

I havn't ridden Thunder Road since 78. I am looking forward to getting back to this park for the first time in 30 years. OMG! did I just say 30 years? I'm freaking old! Guy "However, I'm aging superbly. " Koepp

Thunderhead, Timberr Tower, Mystery Mine, Tteenneessee Tornado, Blazing Fury! Yesterday. All were walk ons and all were change seat re-rides as well. I might add that it was 68 degrees at Dollywood yesterday! Just gorgeous weather. Alana & I rode all those coasters 3 times each and once on Timberr Tower in two hours at the park.

Call me stupid. Who is that next to Jeff on the slide? Also, is snow an acceptable ammount of water for Dan? Funny stuff Flip. You know I love these.

Excellent! I was shooting for complete mental meltdown! I'd say mission accomplished by your response . Don't worry, the effects do wear off... ...eventually.

Wow! Thank you so much for those kind words Chuck. I'm so very glad you enjoyed it. I know my disc is definitely not of the norm, and appeals to a select demographic. You know, like the sick, perverted, twisted, alchololic, tweakers, stoners, hot sexy chicks, and least I forget, the mentally deranged. Or, as I like to believe. Most of the freaks like myself that frequent this site. In retrospect, I have to agree with you about the opening. I could easily trim a good 30-45 seconds off it and not have it be missed. But, It is has been released, and I will learn from my mistakes, and make the next one a little more tight. Perhaps in 10 or so years I will do a special edition like George Lucas did to the original Star Wars films. But, unlike his endeavors, I will actually make mine better. Again, I am so glad you enjoyed my little excursion into the ubsurd. I hope it is equally enjoyed by everyone that get a copy. Guy "Sick little monkey!" Koepp

OK. Here's my list! Like it or not. It's my list and I'm proud of it. LOCATION FOLLOWS THIS LINE (LEAVE THIS LINE)_____ ~"Nashville, TN” NAME FOLLOWS THIS LINE (LEAVE THIS LINE)_____ ~"Guy Thomas Koepp Ohana RANK THE FOLLOWING RIDING SENSATIONS <-LEAVE THIS LINE AS IS Abrupt Airtime_____________________________,y,y,5 Floating Airtime___________________________,y,y,1 Lateral Forces_____________________________,y,y,6 Out of Control Feeling/Directional Changes_,y,y,4 Positive G's/Loops_________________________,y,y,3 Sensation of Speed_________________________,y,y,2 COASTER NAME PARK LOC <--Please leave this El Toro SFGAd NJ,y,y,1 My Favorite Steel Anypark Anywhere **,y,y,1 Wildcat Hersheypark PA,y,y,2 Boulder Dash Lake Compounce CT,y,n,3 Thunderhead Dollywood TN,y,y,4 Thunderbolt SF New England MA,n,n,5 Lightning Racer - L Hersheypark PA,y,y,6 Lightning Racer - T Hersheypark PA,y,y,6 Comet Hersheypark PA,y,y,7 Giant Dipper Belmont Park CA,y,n,8 GhostRider Knott's Berry Farm CA,y,y,9 Gwazi-Tiger Busch Gardens-Tampa FL,y,n,10 Gwazi-Lion Busch Gardens-Tampa FL,y,n,10 Colossus S.F. Magic Mountain CA,y,y,11 Judge Roy Scream SFoT TX,y,y,12 Yankee Cannonball Canobie Lake Park NH,y,n,13 Wildcat Lake Compounce CT,y,n,14 Thunderhawk Dorney Park PA,y,y,15 Thunder Road Carowinds NC,y,n,16 Rebel Yell Kings Dominion VA,y,n,16 Triple Hurricane Cypress Gardens FL,y,n,17 Scooby Doo Carowinds NC,y,n,18 Scooby Doo Kings Dominion VA,y,n,18 Cyclone Lakeside CO,y,n,19 Grt Am Scrm Mach SFoG GA,y,n,20 Cyclone SF New England MA,y,n,21 Twister II Elitch Gardens CO,y,y,22 Psyclone S.F. Magic Mountain CA,y,y,23 Rolling Thunder SFGAd NJ,y,y,24 Texas Giant SFoT TX,y,y,25 Rattler Fiesta Texas TX,y,y,26

Wow! They are realy clearing that area out fast! I'm so looking forward to the new additions. I was there last night paying homage to X as we know it today. Honestly, it was running fantastic and the operations were pumping those trains through dispatch. Probably one of the best rides I've ever had on it next to when it first opened. I'd even say it climbed adozen or so spaces on my steel list. I hope the renovations don't knock it back down.

Are we sure Six Flags and Cedar Fair don't jointly own Fuji-Q? Cedar Fair designed, themed & paved it, and Six Flags runs and operates it.

Mi llamo es Ecoli! Mi llamo es Samonella Pegado su Montezoomas Revenge! So very glad you enjoyed it!

I sincerely hope you get it soon. I am waiting to hear something... ...anything... ...good, bad, or otherwise. I need to know if I should continue my insane quest to explore the dark recesses of my coaster enthusiasm. I have already started work on "WiaB II, The Revenge of Dr. Phyl."

Awesome TR Justin! I was hoping that my work schedule would allow me to see you race. Unfortunately it didn't. Congrats on everything you've accomplished this year. You must have had one heck of a great time along the way. Thanks for sharing. I hope we'll all be seeing you on the stock car circuit soon.

A ride with sexual innuendo! I'm so wanting to be there.

I will leave you with two final pictures. One because it is the awesome Dollywood Butterfly. The other because it was just f'ing cool to see this thing in action. This is a possum, playing possum! It was walking across the grass while we were going to our car. As we got near, it just froze up and fell over. A parking attendant told us that they do that all the time and not to worry about it. Sure enough, when we drove by to leave. It was gone! Freaking awesome! DOLLYWOOD, YOU ROCK HARD! Yay Dollywood! Thank you so much for an awesome time. You realy do Christmas right! My family and I can't wait to get back here when the rest of the extended family get here for the Christmas Hollidays.

I am finaly caught up on stuff from my So Cal Trip! Whew! So before I jaunt off again next Tuesday I wanted to finish this TR. So without further adiu, I bring you the Moment ou' vous aviez attendu! Pinte. Six! - Le festival des lumieres! Did I mention they have carolers. All over the place! Seriously, these performers are all awesome! "Hey Santa, look at the pretty connifer... Oh sh!t! Not so welly in tha belly! Blechhhhhhhh! Ralphhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ooooooo Wow! Look what I made!" You get the idea. A lot of friggin lights! It's as if Santa's Elves dropped acid and threw up! Mabey Zillions! Billions of 'em I tellz ya! Lights! More lights! Lights! Millions of 'em! Millions of tiny twinkeling little lights! I love the blue tree! It's awesome! As the sun sets upon Dollywood. The Christmas magic truly begins. The whole place lights up. And I ain't talkin' bout no Smokey Mtn. Reefer.

^Kidtums is actually a 15 year old midget. She has Baby Herman disease.

Yay snowp! I love snowp!

Good for you! I will definitely stop by with my family and say hi, the next time we're there. Tell your cast that the work they do is awesome and we (meaning my family and I) realy enjoy the whole park experience. Especially this time of year.

Nick, I sincerely hope you take all this with a grain of salt. The Christmas event Dollywood puts on is by far my favorite one in the country. I will try and stop by your show and thank you and your cast personally when I am there next week, or on the 22nd of December. What character do you play? I will post the remaining portion of my TR when I get home from work on the 22nd.

As I will be flying in at 1am in the morning. I'll probably sleep through all the family and friends thing. Wake up, eat, fall asleep watching football, thus missing all the rest of the family and friends thing. Exactly the way I want it.

Awesome TR so far. Man did you pack a lot of stuff into a short period of time. You are the time management king! I'm looking forward to seeing how this one ends. Being the Race and all.

I understand. You gotta have priorities.

Hey Chuck, If you decide to go on that Saturday. Let me know. Alana and I have been meaning to get away from the kids so we can ride the bigger rides that they have no interest in. So you will know, we get Q2Q. It is a realy great deal and I get a bigger discount on it being a platnium member.

The world needs a Cooking with Joe Thanksgiving Edition. You wouldn't want to let the world down now would you Joe? Count me in!!

After a plesant family reunion song in the evil forrest we find ourselves at the lair of the evil toymaker where he has imprisoned the good toymaker. Lets check in on the action! We all gave the show an enthusiastic thumbs up! EXCELLENT PRODUCTION DOLLYWOOD! Then everybody sings, "We wish you a Merry Christmas," and lives happily ever after. He then returns them to the town that I can't remember the name of and, gives them his once evil now good toy shoppe. And singing abounded! The once evil, now good toymaker leads the family to his giant balloon machine where he then flys over the audience spraying confetti and glitter on all good little children. No confetti or glitter fell on my kids, should this worry me? Then Super Toy Soldier, with a wave of his sword, both dispatches the spider, and causes the evil toymaker to lose his memory and become good. Suddenly a giant spider crashes into the toy shop and disrupts the festivities. I'm not making this up folks. ...you guessed it! CHINEESE ACROBATS! As it turns out, the good toymaker is actually the childrens grandfather. Through some clever exposition we find that he was kidnapped by the evil toymaker to craft the ultimate toy. A perpetual motion machine. Weird thing about the machine, it also turns toys into...