Guy T. Koepp

OK first things first. What days are you gonna be at Dollywood and Elitch Gardens? Cause I would love to meet up with you all at either park. Second, I am soooooo jealous of you all and wish I was on this trip with you all, cause I'm jealous... ...about the trip... ...not about the wishes. More Big Mike (tha liar) photos. Rumor has it if his name gets mentioned 1 million times in this post. He has nude photos of Lou, Elissa, & The Hoffman Girl, that he will show us all. Yeah Right! Rumor has it that it's really him having a swordfight with Hollidog? (Swordfight being a sexual innuendo.) Sooooooo... ...BIG MIKE, BIG MIKE, Big Mike, Big Mike, BM, BM, BM, BM! Why do I suddenly have to take a crap? BRB! Robb, did you think of me when you had your Waffle House Hash Browns? Cause you loaded them up right! Boo Ya! Have fun er'body! Guy "Like them smothered, like them covered, like my Waffle House hash browns." Koepp

Robb, I love your response at the end of the video. "Holy Crap! That was awesome!" Great video! Troy looks awesome! Mainland Euro is looking better and better for next year! Woo Hoo!

Is that a vein popping out of Robbs neck? And Elissa just laughs! That's awesome!

Hey Jow, I didn't realize you were trying to lose weight. I think that's awesome! Keep up the good work. I know I feel so much better 25lbs lighter than I was back in March. I'm with you in spirit. together we will bring sexy back!

AWESOME! The last three updates have been incredible! I will get to these parks! I will get to these parks! There is no stopping me. Guy "I just listened to "The Secret" on CD!" Koepp

Hey Jahan, I was there last night before I flew to Colorado. (I was at Elitch today.) I called you to see what you were up to. See if you wanted to join me for some fun on the night rides. Oh, and I love your phone message,"I probably won't get back to you anyway." Nice! I saw Mike over at Revolution. He was doing an awesome job rockin' tha mic. The hot opp that was in the control booth would look mortified every time he spoke as if he was intentionally trying to embarrass her. I thought you did an awesome job Mike. Keep it up. It's nice to see employees that actually like their jobs. Not just seat fillers. Oh, by the way, is it just me or are their a bunch of HOT chicks working there this summer. Jahan, Mike, Chris, you all need to make tha "round tha Mountain" club and see how many of them you can score with. Now go!

I am so jealous. That place looks positively awesome/terrifying! I so want to be there!

^And what do you want for a graduation gift?

Blah! Blah! Blobbidy! Blah! Blah! Shenanigans! Hogwash! Boulderdash! & Poppycock! As well as a huge sack of poop! You have no pictures and are constantly proving me right by not showing them! I call for a ban on Big Mike Photos unless he can cough up all of the aforementioned alleged photos of the "Girls of TPR." Guy "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Koepp

I can't believe all those dudes missed the Hoffman girl. It's a sad sad day for the male species. I weep for our youth. Keep on Keepin' on ya'll. Have fun.

^Are you happy! Now back to Spain 2007! Moving on.

I'll go so far as to say, "No more posts untill you get back!" You both deserve a break from all this crazyness. Let auntie Lou take the rug rat for a night so you both can get some well deserved rest. (by rest I mean getin' busy with your bad selves all over that picturesque Spanish landscape) Elissa can give us a TR of Furryous Robbo! That's one ride that many of us have been questioning for years now.

^I see your poppycock, and raise you a hogwash! C'mon Big Mike! Show us your hand! If'n your not bluffin'.

As long as Starship plays at the pavillion this October I will be fine if the sign stays or goes. But! No Starship! Then rip the F***er out! Cause the only thing worse than no Starship is, no Starship and a big fat Micky hand holding a wand. But! If Starship's back then all is right with the world.

Hey Jahan, how goes log jammer? Are you a supervisor yet?

Laughing all the way through this TR. I looks like you all are having a great time. Keep up the good work and have fun. Personaly, I don't believe Big Mike has any photos of any of the Girls of TPR. I think this is just a ploy for him to get leverage to have more pictures of him included in the TRs. I call shenanigans!

Great stuff! I am having many erections just viewing these pictures! Have an awesome time everybody. It seems that you are in great hands, and the good times are flowing like a cask of wine. Get funky ya'll!

I was just in your neighborhood. I spent the last three days a 6FOT, 6FFT, & Seaworld. Had a lot of fun Got a lot of new credits. Steel Eel Rocks! Superman KK was tha lick. Shampoo Express sucks. Texas Giant and the Rattler are the worst two coasters on the face of this planet!

Actualy, right now my family and I are homeless. I will update my location when I finaly settle somewhere. As for today, I'm in Dallas TX. Tomorrow I'll be in San Antonio at 6FFT. The next day, I'll be at Seaworld. After that, somewhere in Louisiana, then Alabama, then Tennassee, then back in Los Angeles, then Fort Somewhere Colorado, then back to LA, then Tennassee, then Vegas, Tennassee, LA, then finaly back to Oak Ridge and eventually to Nashville. Crazy! I know.

Hot chicks in bikinis. That's all the incentive I need. I'm there.

I've confronted Dan about his email. You have no idea how true this comic is. Very funny Flip! See ya soon. Guy "See. I remembered!" Koepp

Sweet! I can't wait to ride in 08.

Are those wine grape plants? If so, does Aventura plan to bottle their own Furious Baco brand? Oh, the ride looks awesome! But... ...you know... ...libations!

^Hmmmmmmm! I always thought they just had backward masking on the audio tracks in the station. I just figured I could hear it better than everyone else. That's very interesting. I kinda thought it was funny that MM would be asking us to Kiss the Devil and Embrace Satan. Or mabey it was Kiss the shareholder and Embrace Snyder. See, now that makes sense. Guy "It's funny, when you take the time to analyze these things how simple they realy are." Koepp

^ I'm sure it was tough for Jimmybo. He has cast iron restraint. I know I couldn't do it. Cause, afterall, it is Texas.