Guy T. Koepp

Casey, this is one of the greatest TRs ever. I can't think of the last time I have laughed so hard at a trip report. You are a master at telling a great story. I enthusiastically await the next segment.

I am a tool! I have no idea what a search function is . Thank you to Wes for pointing out that a costume thread already existed. OK! As I am a complete F-tard I will now re-post my familys Halloween pictures. It even impresses me how I fail sometimes. Fred & Daphne were gettin' busy in the back of the Mystery Machine! And you thought we were just out looking for clues. If the Van's a rockin', don't bother knockin'! Here I am as the pensive, strapping Fred. Sorry ladies, the rumors are true! And now my brilliant uber-hot wife Alana as Daphne! I've had a crush on Daphne since I was 7 years old. My fantasy has finaly become a reality! This is my awesome son Jarett as Shaggy. That's right ladies, he is a handsome young man. Get in line! Here is my adorable daughter January as Velma. I know, she is so cute! And I'm sitting on the porch with a shotgun for all you horny 2nd graders out there. Here we are as the Scooby Gang.

Ooooooo! I think an effects tunnel on the lift hill as well as the brake run would be awesome! It would also be pretty cool if they actually had some sort of audio speakers in the seats to add some sort of cool soundtrack. Re-positioning the 2nd rail on the lift to have some cool interaction with the dark ride portion would be awesome as well. I could see that costing a bit of coin to do.

To paraphrase Elissa, you can't polish a turd. You didn't see the "Transformers" movie did you? It IMHO is the definition of a polished turd. And it was one of the most successful films this year.

As Halloween is my favorite holiday, I try to extend it as long as I possibly can. With that said, I would love to see what you all dressed up as for Halloween. Guy"Every day is Halloween if you believe!" Koepp ...or get busy with Daphne in the back of the Mystery Machine! Which ever comes first. Cause if the vans a rockin' don't come a knockin'! Here I am as the ever pensive, extremely handosme and virile Fred. Ready to solve a Mystery... My brilliant, drop dead georgeous wife Alana was the perfect Daphne! My amazing son Jarett was an awesome Shaggy! Yes ladies, I know. He is one handsome 2nd grader. Get in line. My little girl January went as Velma. Yeah, I know she's adorable! This year the family went as the Scooby Gang. We had a ton of fun Trick or Treating.

I for one really like this ride. It desperately needs a new paint job, so that's a huge plus. I Always shuddered at the weird purple and mustard color. I seemed to think that black, grey, and crimson would be awesome. Either that or just strip the paint away and go with the raw steel. I think that would look very industrial. I hope the additions will lend more to it's original theming idea of it being some sort of a UFO landing site. Perhaps this is what there going for with the tunnel. Some sort of weird space, drug trippy thing, with day glow aliens that wave at you as they try to dice you into bits with their light sabres. That would be Red Dawn Awesome! As for the new trains, all I can ask for is a slightly smoother ride. I always ride on the inside front so as not to scramble my brains. I find it to be the best place to sit for a remarkably smoother ride than the rest of the train. All in all. Change is good, and I await X2 with reckless abandon. Being that it surely will inspire a sequel to the classic coaster horror flick, "It came from the 4th Dimension!" (Now available in a full length DVD titled "What's in a Brain?," right here at Theme Park Review) Buy it tonight for your own personal entertainment. I can only speculate what might emanate from the 5th Dimension. All will be revealed next Spring.

I have my own fantasy park deep in the recesses of my deranged mind. It is the greatest park in the world.

Awesome! Thank you so much. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. It is truly my pleasure to present it to you all.

So you all will know, the Mr. 6 clip is only a teaser. There are about 2 minutes more in the video. It has a great ending to it. I also must add, that is only the beginning of the Mr. 6 legend. He will definitely be returning in the follow up next year. Be afraid! Be very afraid!

I can not tell you all how excited I am to finally get this video out to the masses. I'm looking forward to hearing what you all think of it. Enjoy! It's a real rollercoaster ride of a video.

I don't dribble, I drool. Two entirely different things. Besides, I thought we were talking about Tomi having anxiety attacks. Tomi, I hope you have been feeling better since you've had a chance to spend some time at home.

If I've made you laugh, then I've done my job. If not, then disregard everything I say.

Sorry to hear about the anxiety attacks. Hope your feeling better. Not that I want you to go back into basic training, just that I want you to be better. I get the same sorta thing when I havn't had sex in a day or two. I call it sperm retension anxiety. But I know what it's like. You like freak out and violently spasm at the mention of a hot woman. Your eyes get all blood-shot and fill up with that weird gooey substance cause you've been crying for almost an hour straight. Oh! and the drooling! Don't get me started on the drooling. You drool so much you wake up with your head in a swamp of a pillow. Eeeeecchh! Gross! I hate it when that happens. Anyway, I hope your feeling better.

This park just keeps looking better and better as it progresses. Just out of curiosity, how much room will they have to expand after they open? It seems as if they have taken just about every square inch of their area and used it already. They could be backing themselves up into a precarious position if they are as successful as it appears that they will be. they have very little room to grow according to all these pictures.

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Take care Bro! Fight the Man! Question authority! Sorry, scratch that. Do what your told. Be a sheep. Come home safe. Guy

On the first part of this statement I would say you were quite wrong. Unless your a "Blackwater" soldier. On the second part, that's kinda weird? What if there are job conflicts? Lets say you picked up a pizza delivery job for second income and you have a schedule conflict? "Yeah honey, I got the morning shift in the bunker until 2, which puts me an hour late for the afternoon rush at Luigi's. Well yeah, I'm a little pissed about it as well. I'm gonna miss out on 30-40 bucks in tips. What do you want me to do? I told my Leutenant I could only work till 1, but he went and scheduled me anyway. Sometimes he can be so unreasonable." Which one do you call in sick for? Me, I would definitely call in for my shift out on the minefield. "Hey Sarge! Sorry I can't make it in for the festivities today. It's coming out both ends... ...if you know what I mean." Then hi tail it in to the pizza shop for a double shift. Oh! and speaking of calling in sick. I can just see that becoming a weird situation. "Ya, hi boss. Uhhhhhh, can't make it in to work today. Got my hand blown off out on tha dunes. I know it puts you in a very difficult spot, but you know... ...morphine. All right, I'll get some rest and see you tomorrow. Oh, by the way, I'll be late. I work till 2. Ya, I know I'm gonna miss the lunch rush. I'm pissed about it too. Hang on, I got a great idea. I'll call in sick for the Army tomorrow and pull a double with you. How's that sound? Awesome! I'll see you at open. Oh, I don't know. I'll just tell him it's coming out both ends. People seem to relate to that. Dude! I know. I'll see you tomorrow." It could work. Your case would probably be pretty different. I see you kinda doing the soldier by day, but at night you fight crime. Sort of a ComBat-man kinda superhero. Then on your holliday you could illustrate some cool graphic novels of your adventures. THE ADVENTURES OF FLIPDUDE! The saga begins! See, I have your whole life planned out for you in my head. Your gonna be a star kid, if you stick with me.

Dude! That blows hard. If you need a place to get away and hide for say... ...uh 3 or 4 years. Let me know. I have a couch for you to sleep on. Do you like country music? They have a lot of it here in Nashville. If you do choose to serve, I applaud you. I personally couldn't do it. Not that I am afraid I would have to kill someone, hell, I would love to kill half the people I meet on a day to day basis. It's more my complete lack of respect for authority figures that tends to get me into trouble. Even my father as an ex military officer would say to me, "Guy, don't ever join the Army or Marines, you'll get thrown in the stockade in less than 24 hours. Hell boy! You don't listen to me, and I beat the $h!t outta you. What makes you think you'll listen to a superior officer? If you do choose a branch, try something easy, like the Coast Guard. Maybe they could put you up in Antarctica where the only person you'll be able to piss off is yourself." My dad was a motivator! Anyway, my offer stands! Take care of yourself and check in every now and then. I personally will miss you around here.

This is exactly the kind of TR I expect from East Coast Chuck. Awesome photos with pin point satire! I love your trip reports Chuck. I think I have a little man crush on you right now. Alright, I'm over it! Keep up the awesome work!

1st Yay KT on your first credit. Wouldn't that be weird if she ended up hating coasters cause her parents forced her to get on them as a child. That's what happened to me and Church. Oh that's just stupid Guy! 2nd HOT SPOON! I gotta get me that credit! 3rd My submission! LOU- I just peed my pants! RICHARD- Wow! That's awesome! I just $h!t a panda!

Sorry to hear that dude. On the bright side. The trying to get prego part is a ton of fun. Keep tha faith. And don't stop trying. Even after the bun is cooking. Contrary to popular belief. You wont dent them, or poke an eye out. Look at my kids. They turned out fine. So far...

Hey Chris, Glad to hear you arn't having to head out to Iraq. Good luck with that other news as well. Let us know how that turns out.

Great Job on the last one. I think I have solved the Ryan texting issue. If he would stop texting himself he wouldn't have to answer so much. Sorry I missed you on the MW trip FLIP. Unfortunately my schedule and it didn't colaborate too well. It looks like you had a great time. (Sans textmeister.) Perhaps we will meet on one of the many future trips. keep up the great work.

^Her burnt eyes, or her acid? People often confuse the two. Guy "Even Spooky's burnt eyes turn me on. " Koepp

^That is priceless! When was the last time you actually saw your junk? Let alone touched it? Spooky, I know your getting hot over this.