Guy T. Koepp

This is the funniest TR ever. What was the movie your dads office is modled after? I missed the answer. ^Oh! WTF! Your hamster has a bad case of hemmoroids dude!

I'm just waiting to see how the ride turns out. I'm not so thrilled that it is a plug and play mouse. However, I am very excited about all the themeing that they are putting into it. It seems much more like a dark ride with coaster elements.

Awesome TR Colin (pronounced cole-lynn). As always, it was awesome to see you again. I was sooooooo glad your first Magic Mountain experience was a good one. If all goes acording to the master plan. That experience should get better and better as the months progress. Hope your flight went well and you got some sleep. Take care bro. See you on the next one!

To Jay, Tim and Neil. You have a fantastic plan! Your creative energy and passion for the park was infectious. I am excited for you about all the wonderful changes you are putting in place. You and all your staff truly WOWed me on Saturday. I saw the first stages of a massive transformation and was very impressed. I wish you all continued success in re-making Magic Mountain into the shining gem that it once was. The next few years are going to be very exciting. To Robb & Elissa, without you two. This event would have never happened. Thank you again for putting on another world class event. I say this all the time, but I mean it. You both rock! Hard! I am so glad I could make it out for this event and look forward to West Coast Bash! Guy "Now I just need to drum up a little work so I can go to it." Koepp

Dude! The bush hat is my trademark. Thanks for noticing. And you too have good taste for wearing such awesome apparel.

Jahan, what were you doing grabbing my butt. That's cool dude, the first ones free. After that it's $5 a squeeze. I love this TR. This was such a great group of people to hang with. Thanks for providing these memmories Lou. So, when are you coming back so we can all do it again?

Ranting is a Racket. Get off it! So are you, or are you not choosing to go to your "course?" Because if it's the same "course," they really don't want you to be there if you don't choose to be there.

I thought it was the Techno version of How Deep is Your Love.

Nope! If you want to know what's discussed...you'll need to go to the event! How do you expect a 16 year old from Arizona to get there?!?!?! Perhaps a preview? Even if I could, I can't. I'm taking this landmark education course all weekend...40 hours of sitting on my a$$...at least it means Cedar Point in the summer! When you take the course you will find that there is no such thing as can't. There is only do, or do not. It's a choice. If we're talking about the same Landmark course. You will understand what I mean provided you choose to go it insted of the TPR party.

That is wild. I remember going to Marineland as a child. Later on in life, long after they closed. I worked on a few TV shows, as well a film that used it's decaying buildings as a set. It's sad. I loved that place as a child.

That's Awesome! And Damn it! Their manties! Not panties! I have no recollection of that event at all. When did you take it? I must have sacked out pretty hard. Generally I don't sleep that soundly. I am pretty cognicent of things going on around me. (Ask Robb about the Tatsu campout.) Anyway, you have my permission to blow it up, and pin it to your roof. That way it will be the first thing you see when you wake up. Oh, the cheese is Velveeta. It's basically procesed crap. However, it's great for cooking. I hope to make more Queso for The DVD release party in Colins honor. Mmmmmmmmmmm! Queso! It's like a party in my mouth, and everone's invited. You are already missed Lou. Guy "Who me? Full on? Awwwwwwright! " Koepp

That's one of em. Is Jimmy doing a velaciraptor impression? Awesome! Thanks Wes.

TN Tornado. Dec 30th. Next week, DLR & Magic Mountain.

I know you were afraid to meet me because I intimidated you. You told me yourself. Am I really that intimidating? I think I'm a pretty easy going person. I trust your opinion of me has changed greatly? I'm not that crazy. I just bring the insanity out in the best of us. With that said... 1) Why are people so stiff in pictures when I'm not around? I show up and people let loose. 1a) Jimmybo on tha pole was awesome! I have video. It will materialize soon enough. 1b) Jimmy, I am still sorry about those ribs of yours. 2) The Waitresses at Bucca were too F'ing hot. Who has that picture of me with them? I need a copy. For that matter, who has a that picture of the one we took outside the restaurant? 3) That video of you and Robb playing Warrio Ware is awesome! Was that boom in the middle of the video game my dry Ice bomb going off in tha pool? Excellent! 3a) What Lou? No mention of my world famous Queso? (That you stood over for a half hour shoveling it into your mouth.) 4) Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf should be every ones first visit in the morning. Once is enough to get you hooked. I know you still crave it! Oh, and Starbucks sucks. 4a) You forgot the pig races at the fair. That was awesome! 4b) Why am I only now hearing about this mysterious photo you and Robb took up my shorts? Was I asleep? Are you not sharing because it will make all the other men here on the site jealous of me? 5) Why are my freakishly long arms just cause to compare me to a gorilla? I love my freakishly long arms. They're awesome for great hugs, or a reach around. 5a) It wouldn't have taken so long to get up the hill if you could have pedaled those little stumps of yours a little faster. 5b) In and Out 4x4 animal style, with a chocolate shake. I just wet myself. I'll have to get one of those next week. Yay! 6) Thank you Joey for the Uni passes. It made our little trek there that much more speedy. 6a) What happened to that awesome picture of all of us in front of Jurassic Park with our ponchos? That was hysterical if memory serves? 6b) Yeah! The new end to Mummy is real lame! 6c) OK! Yes, Frankenstein made me jump. It was the classic distract and pounce technique! The mad scientist was holding my attention to just get me comfortable that no one else was there. Then BAM! F'ing Frankenweenie scares the sh!t outa me. At least I didn't have to cling on to every person that was near enough to cower with you. 7) Moons over my Hammy! God I love Dennys! This TR has been a great journey so far. It brings back such awesome memories and great times. I am looking forward to DLR. Keep up the good work. Guy "Damn I'm a good lookin' man!" Koepp

WOO HOO! COUNT ME IN! I will be there for the party as well as the MM event. Guy "08 is starting off great!" Koepp

Awesome TR Hector! You don't seem to forget your camera as much as Lou does. I am Jealous you got on Cyclone. I have worked in NY 4 times over the last two years and every time I go it's been closed for some reason or another. However, Ghost Hole! Yeah baby! keep up the great work. Your pictures are awesome and you captions are hysterical.

Hey Dude! The Yellow man helped settle the west? Who do you think built all the railroads? Who built the opium dens? Who did the laundry? Where do you think the term, "ancient Chineese secret," came from? C'mon Joey, didn't your teacher show you Blazing Saddles in American History class? Next your gonna tell me the holocaust never happened... ...oh wait!

^^Yeah, sorry to hear that. Some of us have a low enjoyment thresh hold.

I thought they were Fook-Mi & Fook-Yu from Austin Powers in Goldmember. Guy"I'll be sure to check that one off my list." Koepp

^Yeah, I gotta agree with this. Is it a fun ride? Yes, definitely. Is it intense? Not so much.

I loved it when the cast member comes on the intercom and announces the ride will be evacuated and everybody starts clapping and cheering! Awesome! It was like a rollback on Xceler8r less all the excitement!

I CAN GUESS OVER HALF THOSE CROTCHES! I think!

I'm realy waiting to comment on this ride until I see it come together. I didn't think Sierra Sidewinder was going to be that great and ended up loving it. So, we'll see.

This is by far the funniest instalment of the Japan trip so far. Dan the Male Nurse! You will never live that one down. It will rank up there with your aversion to water! That and your new hardcore fanboy!

This is such an awesome TR Lou! It feels so much more like a group of friends getting together for a massive road trip than a planned excursion. I am enjoying it immensely. keep up the great work.