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That weekend was awesome, and we better do it again next year! I should post my pics some time, I have some, um, "unique" ones. And sadly there were no "Prime Ministers Of Canada" place mats at that store, as I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THEM ALL!!!! That is still the greatest Dollar Store/Elissa Bingo Prize ever. Actually, that Dollar Store was kind of lame. They had no stuffed animals. I was so ready to buy everyone a shark or some other creature, but was denied. And Ice Bat is still watching you, Renee! dt

^Do not forget CHAINSAW SALLY! That's a movie that everyone must see! David has amazing taste in movies... dt

That cake is awesome. Almost as awesome as Piers in a tiara... dt

Our ERT on EF is still one of the greatest moments at a park ever. So glad I got to experience this ride. I do hope they go all out on a replacement. EGF2: Now With More Airtime would be awesome! dt

This is the sort of evidence that should be presented in court. Case dismissed! dt

Wow, every time I think this whole thing is not going to get dumber, I am proved wrong. They are going to have a guest relations nightmare on their hands. Good luck with that, DCA. Remember, you don't need to camp out to watch the Bellagio fountains... dt

That last pic might be the best picture of Piers ever... dt

SCBB rules. Amazing day. And I wish I had photographed the HOT GARLIC FRIES OF DEATH that Elissa & I bought that night. Never has so much garlic been put upon anything... dt

That was amazing. Shark Attack 3 is still the greatest movie ever made, but this is right up there with MS vs. GO and Supergator. It needs a sequel right now!!! There must be another chat during MOTHMAN!!!! dt

I'm not sure what makes me sadder, the lost of all the cool Dragons stuff, or the current dumbed-down Mythos menu... dt

OK, we all know that MEGA PIRANHA is on tomorrow!!! But check out all the other movies on tomorrow! SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK SUPERGATOR (this is HIGHLY recommended if you've never seen it!) SEA BEAST DINOSHARK (DO NOT MISS THIS!!!) LAKE PLACID 2 SEA SNAKES MEGA PIRANHA MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS (a classic film that everyone MUST see!) SHARKS IN VENICE Once again, I suggest not moving from the TV all day! dt

EVERYONE MUST WATCH THIS MOVIE!!! Seriously, it it's as good as this trailer, it could contend with Shark Attack 3 as the greatest movie of all time. dt

That food looks amazing! dt

While it does appear that Shark Attack 3 is out of print, you can still get used copies on Amazon. Most of them are around $13 or so, which is a deal, considering this is THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!! Well, Wolfgang The Clinically Depressed Gator (yes, that is his name) likes to nap, so he went off to snooze or something when he saw the package did not contain any fresh meat to gnaw on. Of course, putting meat in a package with a t-shirt and other stuff would probably not be the best way to send it through the mail, so it is likely a good thing the package was meat-free. Glad people enjoy this. I often have no idea if my random nonsense amuses anyone but me... dt

Yeah, but I'm a member so it sort of balances it out... His lists are usually quite extensive. And often include phrases like "Laser Cannon Research Participants". Since it was your birthday the other day, he figured there was no better way for you to celebrate it! dt

OK, I got this package in the mail yesterday, and figured people might want to experience the excitement! Hmm, a large package. What could it be?!? Why, it's our Club TPR stuff! Yay! Ice Bat shows off the Knott's and Raging Waters brochures! No, Mr. Bitey, you're not supposed to eat the Castle Park brochure! Go back to your normal diet of babies. And Giant Octopus! Ox shows off the snazzy Mt Olympus magnet! And Ice Bat shows off the uber-sexy Club TPR pen! Uh oh, Ice Bat is making a list. This is never good... Ah, it's one of his "Brains I need to eat" lists. Um, Ice Bat, I can tell you that you likely want to cross that first on off. His brain is likely too soaked in alcohol even for you! And her is the amazing Club TPR t-shirt! Very awesome looking! And here is the official movie of Club TPR! Well no, not really, that was just sitting here on the shelf. But it totally should be the official movie! And finally, I present to you...THE MOST AWESOME MEMBER OF CLUB TPR!!!! Seriously, Club TPR is an amazing deal, and is Ice Bat approved! JOIN!!! Thus ends this report. Hope it amused...

^WHAT?!? I had no idea! My world view is shattered... Oh, yeah, HRP. Um, no surprise there... dt

^Dinoshark was indeed on two weeks ago. It will be shown again in April. dt

This might be the greatest PTR ever. I must go there. dt

MORE PHOTOS! Dinner was at Mooseburger Lodge. Balloon bicycles for everyone! Proof that we will let anyone into this event! Another backstage tour! The maintenance shed of X2!

UPDATE! The comedy trio of Jay, Neal, and Tim present the most entertaining Q&A session ever! The winners of the 2010 scavenger hunt!

UPDATE! Just kidding! Not only are all the coasters open but they will be RACING Colossus and they have remixed the audio for Terminator Salvation!

MORE PHOTOS! Just in case you forgot what event you were at. Martin is "Special." MEGA GROUP PHOTO!!!!!! Everyone ready for the presentation? Night ERT has been announced.

^Ice Bat. dt

After all we've seen, how can you really trust that Ben has "changed" at this point?!? He's shown before he can adapt to whatever situation he's in. Let's see what happens. And yes, WIDMORE. Can't wait for next week! dt