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Why, yes, you do owe me a new keyboard for the Imagination jew-god sequence.

Tor Johnson lives!

Splash Bandit nonwithstanding.

The Magic Kingdom parking lot tram. Long story short, I left MK at 11am to meet with friends; a call-and-response with the tram conductor ensued.

It finally hit me why the Leafs are (were?) so closely associated with the Teachers' Union: every year they have math professors prove this very same thing.

^ My vote for best and most in-depth Oddventures update yet.

"AUSTRALIA, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!"

Sidenote, sweet zombie Jesus, is this not THE best amusement theme park site you've ever witnessed? http://www.unclebernies.com/ / "We are open all holidays and spring and summer brakes"

Y'know, at first, going to Uncle Bernie's one weekend was sort of a joke among my friends... but after seeing that Delorean, I feel like making the trek, if only to save the poor thing from certain death. Fort Lauderdale, about 10 minutes or so from (what I hear is) one of the best coasters in Florida, the Dania Beach Hurricane. One of my goals before I graduate from school down here is to have both the DBH and Abandon Mine experience in the same day, so I can judge for myself which one is better (in the interest of fairness). It's a close race, though, I'm sure.

Many possibilities with this, and I'm just bored enough to come up with a few. * Fascination tournament * Drunk Piers Alpine Slide Challenge - like a bobsled that never stops spinning! * Alvey Hot-Wing Contest - judge points for speed/amount of consumption and most graceful evacuation of bowels * PMW triathlon - too obscure? * Cannonball contest - similar to diving competition, but the objective is to soak Dan, stationed beside the pool approx. 20 feet from the impact zone. Bonus points for shockwaves. * Grizzly marathon - perhaps the most physically-draining of all events, save for the first third of PMW ...I should reeeeeally get some sleep.

I was almost CERTAIN it would've been Cam! Also, I know it wasn't answered on FB, but who exactly was the voice for Ripped Off Rocket?

...So, who asked the "in the rear" question at KBF?

Bill Paxton.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20110320/twl-new-ferris-wheel-attracts-leisure-st-3cd7efd.html

I still think that video was the hardest I've ever laughed on TPR, tied with maybe Erik's footage of being stuck in the 1920's on Carousel of Progress. For the record.

A phrase which will never be applied to Fuji-Q.

Well, apparently you can add this to the list. From the UO Facebook page:

A roller coaster poll on the Internet? What could possibly go wrong?

From TDL's parking lot: http://plixi.com/p/83145008 http://twitpic.com/48e9o7

Good live feed: http://english.aljazeera.net/watch_now/ Article, constantly updating: http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/03/11/japan.quake/index.html?hpt=T1&iref=BN1 Hoping that all of our TPR members affected by this (in Japan and elsewhere) stay safe.

I think it might have been about Mean Streak, but from what I hear about Baco, the rule indeed applies.

To that end, I think it might have been Larry a few years ago who said, "Look, if you have to ride a coaster in a specific seat to NOT get your spine shattered, it's not a good coaster to begin with."

THE SHERIFF IS A NI-*dooooooooooooong*

As a Canadian, I'm sorta curious which course/possible tourist trap you got that golf ball from.

Hell yeah poutine!